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19 hours ago, Matty Luminos said:

Granted. You are as tall in RL as you are in SL, but the difference is all in your neck. You now look like a giraffe.

I wish 2020 will be happier for everyone than 2019 was.

Granted, but the one catch is that you now have to figure out how to corrupt your own wish.

I wish SL mesh head makers would ship them with bodies already matched so there is no neck seam. 

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grants you a BJ but performed by a werewolf   (yeah I know I was just getting it on track, don't kill me ) I wish for more LI on my homestead

Granted! We're sending a bladerunner to retire you right now. I wish I could eat all the candy I want and not get cavities. 

Granted, you are an elephant with a USB storage stick where your brain should be. I wish for instant full rez everywhere I land.

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2 hours ago, Desiree Moonwinder said:

I wish things would quit disappearing. 

Granted. You now have 350,000 Items in inventory, plus backups because you cannot even delete anything, and it now takes your SL login five full minutes before the world appears after inventory-loading.

I wish there were a true way to be anonymous without all the spyware-in-plain-sight that is the Internet in general.

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Granted. You are now anonymous.
The FBI and the CIA are watching you closely feeding your paranoia. You finally get arrested and are committed for not being normal. (The metallic hat you’ve made and insist on wearing is just a fashion statement).

I wish I will reach all of my 2020 goals. 

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Granted, you work hard and are a driven over-achiever in 2020...but it causes you to just become no damn fun.

I wish I would quit waffling around on several things, make some decisions and just commence...I’m procrastinating and I know it...

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3 hours ago, Fauve Aeon said:

I wish I would quit waffling around on several things, make some decisions and just commence...I’m procrastinating and I know it...

Granted, you quit waffling around on things, and decide to procrastinate some more.

I wish all my alts would log on and bump up my like count. 

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Granted but they want to all have a SLelfie taken and posted in the ‘what does your avatar look like today’ thread and now demand ‘like for like’, causing your brain to explode.

im double teaming too quickly and I don’t care! I wish I had some champagne. 

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11 minutes ago, Fauve Aeon said:

im double teaming too quickly and I don’t care! I wish I had some champagne. 

Granted, you've now had too much champagne, and when a man IM's you with a "Hi," you're replying Mae West style: "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

I wish someone would answer my question favorably over in the scripting forum. 

 

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1 hour ago, Desiree Moonwinder said:

Granted, you've now had too much champagne, and when a man IM's you with a "Hi," you're replying Mae West style: "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

that’s every day tho... 🙉🙈🙊

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Granted! Vegan burgers are now so healthy that people are living to be 150 years old, taxes have gone sky-high to pay for their care and the forums are full of "it ain't like it used to be" observations. You run screaming to escape the tedium.

I wish I could come up with some really good ideas this year.

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Just now, Odaks said:

I wish I could come up with some really good ideas this year.

Granted, but they are all good ideas for bad people.

I wish I could find what I'm looking for in the January sales.

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2 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, but they are all good ideas for bad people.

You just had to spoil it, didn't you!

3 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

I wish I could find what I'm looking for in the January sales.

You did - in the adverts for the Easter Bonanza sales. Be patient!

I wish I had a new kitchen knife that would actually cut things.

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33 minutes ago, Odaks said:

You just had to spoil it, didn't you!

You did - in the adverts for the Easter Bonanza sales. Be patient!

I wish I had a new kitchen knife that would actually cut things.

Granted. You now must learn to handle things with only the palms of your hands.

I wish Christmas sale discounts went all year long.

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7 hours ago, Desiree Moonwinder said:

I wish I knew the difference between the North Pole and a Dance Pole. 

You use your magnetic personality on one, the other uses its magnetic personality on you. In either case, you are now stuck for good...

I wish I could remember where I put that silly little screwdriver for my spectacles.

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1 hour ago, Odaks said:

wish I could remember where I put that silly little screwdriver for my spectacles.

Granted, you left it at that new year's eve party that you left early to get away from a guy that was being too friendly.

I wish I was sleepy right now. 

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4 hours ago, Desiree Moonwinder said:

Granted, you left it at that new year's eve party that you left early to get away from a guy that was being too friendly.

I wish I was sleepy right now. 

Granted, you are sleepy now, and will remain sleepy for the rest of the year.

I wish I didn't need sleep at all.

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1 minute ago, Matty Luminos said:

Granted, you are sleepy now, and will remain sleepy for the rest of the year.

I wish I didn't need sleep at all.

Granted, you don't need sleep at all, but you'll miss the dreams.

I slept four hours and woke up without lights or alarm.  I wish I could go back to sleep.

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Granted! You return to sleep, and it’s a fabulous sleep...but you then oversleep and most of the day is wasted. 
I wish my inventory organizing was going a little faster.

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You engage a firm of management consultants, who put you in touch with a "Work Efficiently" specialist, who sub-contracts to a "Time management" specialist, who sells you a diary. Problem solved, and only US$52,000! Why didn't you think of this before?

I wish I wasn't so gullible sometimes....

 

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Granted. You’re no longer gullible. You are super alert. Super, duper alert. You see crime and muck everywhere but the Illuminati is finally scared. 
 

I wish we had a thread where corrupted wishes came true. 

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8 minutes ago, Marut72 said:

I wish we had a thread where corrupted wishes came true. 

Granted, and I'm the one who gets to corrupt all of them. Come on, Goreans, wish hard. I won't hurt you...

I wish I'd already done the laundry.

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27 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, and I'm the one who gets to corrupt all of them. Come on, Goreans, wish hard. I won't hurt you...

I wish I'd already done the laundry.

Granted.
You’ve already done all the laundry but as you stand there in all of your glory, you feel a sudden rumbling in your stomach. In a flash, you feel very wet and warm and stinky. 
 

I wish I knew what the hell this Gor was that everyone was talking about. 

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