Fauve Aeon Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Granted but now everyone is very PC, completely inoffensive and all ‘honey-baby-darlin’. You get virtual diabetes and the forums are very dull. I wish the middle school kids didn’t have literal screaming contests at the nearby bus stop 2x/day. Why?!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Fauve Aeon said: Granted but now everyone is very PC, completely inoffensive and all ‘honey-baby-darlin’. You get virtual diabetes and the forums are very dull. I wish the middle school kids didn’t have literal screaming contests at the nearby bus stop 2x/day. Why?!? Granted. They don’t scream anymore. The go around the neighbourhood robbing all the cars. I wish more people were kinder to one another. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Granted. The middle school car-robbing kids kindly leave all their plunder at your house, and you're arrested for fencing stolen goods. I wish my dog didn't emit smelly farts behind my chair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1 Nightfire Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: Granted. The middle school car-robbing kids kindly leave all their plunder at your house, and you're arrested for fencing stolen goods. I wish my dog didn't emit smelly farts behind my chair. Granted, your dog now drops them on your lap and in your face at bed time.. I wish people would be nicer to each other.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 10 hours ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: Granted, your dog now drops them on your lap and in your face at bed time.. I wish people would be nicer to each other.. YUK! Granted. People are nicer to each other but for only one hour a day. Unfortunately, they cannot decide which hour. They started a forum thread and are arguing over the merits of this or that hour being the optimal hour to be nice to one another. I think 4am SLT is winning. I wish my cup of coffee didn't go lukewarm so fast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Marut72 said: wish my cup of coffee didn't go lukewarm so fast. Granted, it is now prepared at 350 degrees, scalding hot and take 30 minutes to cool-down to even the hottest of temperatures safe to sip on. I wish the WC were closer so it wasn't a long walk to take care of myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Knoller Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Alyona Su said: I wish the WC were closer so it wasn't a long walk to take care of myself. Granted. It is now in your office. Everyone has to come into your office to use it. I wish for a latte from the cafe down the road to appear here on my desk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eva Knoller said: I wish for a latte from the cafe down the road to appear here on my desk. Granted, but it appears in a puddle, not in a cup. I wish bathroom remodeling burned more calories. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 35 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said: Granted, but it appears in a puddle, not in a cup. I wish bathroom remodeling burned more calories. Granted. You decide to move the mirror but break it and smash it on the floor, breaking the tiles. You replace the tiles but in the process you install your toilet incorrectly flooding your house. (You could have hired a contracted but its all about that calorie burn). You now live in a hotel room for a week and go back and forth to get all the things you need that you keep forgetting. But on the flip side, your Fitbit has never seen such great numbers! I wish it was not -20C today (and not colder). Glad I threw that in, you crazy people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Marut72 said: wish it was not -20C today (and not colder). Glad I threw that in, you crazy people. Granted, it is now -20 degrees Fahrenheit (-28.888888889 Celsius) I wish I didn't have to always use a toothpick after eating celery. Edited December 19, 2019 by Alyona Su 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orwar Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: I with I didn't have to always use a toothpick after eating celery. Granted, but as all celery in the world is suddenly liquefied overnight, you will now be required to eat it with a spoon - or a straw! I wish for a permanent, never-ending winter to embrace the globe! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Orwar said: I wish for a permanent, never-ending winter to embrace the globe! Granted. Now everyone huddles up indoors, laying in their beds, with the side-effect of a massive population boom nine-months later due to everyone staying warm under the covers and all that new body-heat makes the perpetual freeze turn all slushy and icky. I wish I had remembered today is the Holiday lunch at the office, because I am so not dressed with anything Green and Red. #FASHIONFAIL Edited December 19, 2019 by Alyona Su 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fauve Aeon Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 (edited) Granted, your fashion fairy godmother appears but unfortunately (and before you can stop her), she waves her wand and dresses you in this fab and festive holiday fashion. Time for lunch! I sometimes wish the liquor store delivered. Edited December 19, 2019 by Fauve Aeon 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Granted! The liquor store now delivers...sometimes. Never at the time you call them, though. I wish I could un-see the sweater Fauve just gave Alyona. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fauve Aeon Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Granted but now you see this one instead. (Told’ja I need that boozy delivery) I wish I could find my really soft socks. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seicher Rae Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Fauve Aeon said: I wish I could find my really soft socks. Granted. But then you wash them and the dryer eats one. I wish I had some junk food in the house, I'm feeling noshy. (That's a word? Spell check said "ok!") 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Fauve Aeon said: Granted, your fashion fairy godmother appears but unfortunately (and before you can stop her), she waves her wand and dresses you in this fab and festive holiday fashion. Time for lunch! 2 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: I wish I could un-see the sweater Fauve just gave Alyona. 17 minutes ago, Fauve Aeon said: Granted but now you see this one instead. (Told’ja I need that boozy delivery) LITERALLY FALLS OVER BACKWARD IN HER CHAIR LAUGHING. Office co-workers come running, moi frantically tries to change the browser tab. WHEW! Hahahahahaha!!!!!!! I HATE YOU. (In a good way) Hahahahaha! OMG! Hahahahaha! Edited December 19, 2019 by Alyona Su 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fauve Aeon Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 My work here is done! 🦋 I wish I had remembered to make a nail appointment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiree Moonwinder Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Granted that you remembered to make a nail appointment, but you made it for me. I wish you had prepaid for that nail appointment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Desiree Moonwinder said: Granted that you remembered to make a nail appointment, but you made it for me. I wish you had prepaid for that nail appointment. Granted, though it also includes a compelled full-body "every nook and cranny" waxing. I wish I could sleep through the entire night without any interruptions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fauve Aeon Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Ooh, complimentary services, I’m in! granted, however you have to go to bed at 5pm sharp every night forever for it to keep working. I wish Christmas was over already! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfie Reanimator Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Fauve Aeon said: Ooh, complimentary services, I’m in! granted, however you have to go to bed at 5pm sharp every night forever for it to keep working. I wish Christmas was over already! Granted. It is now 20th of December, 2020. I wish I could get a good 8 hours of sleep every day. Edit: Wow, I didn't realize Alyona literally just asked for this. Uhh... I wish I graduated already? Edited December 20, 2019 by Wulfie Reanimator 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexxiXhan Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Granted, you graduate with honours, flying colours, the whole shebang. But then you realise your passion is in another field and you have to start over.. I wish I'd understood who I am 20 years ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Granted, but it doesn’t help. In twenty years you always become someone you can’t recognize now. I wish uncertainty (my superpower) powered more people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Granted. I think. Maybe. Well, probably. I wish Frozen 2 had actually been a good movie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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