Desiree Moonwinder Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 Granted, but it requires periodic fire walks with motivational speakers. I wish I could go to sleep now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 I could take the fire walks, but not the motivational speakers! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 (edited) 9 hours ago, Desiree Moonwinder said: Granted, but it requires periodic fire walks with motivational speakers. I wish I could go to sleep now. Granted. You fell asleep Lindal Kidd converted the motivational speakers into her minions. She stared a cult. You are the deity they worship. They are going to camp outside your house for the rest of your life and you’ll never get sleep again. (maybe a nap) I wish you could record your dreams and put them on YouTube. Edited December 16, 2019 by Marut72 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1 Nightfire Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Marut72 said: Granted. You fell asleep Lindal Kidd converted the motivational speakers into her minions. She stared a cult. You are the deity they worship. They are going to camp outside your house for the rat of your life and you’ll never get sleep again. (maybe a nap) I wish you could record your dreams and put them on YouTube. Gods that would terrify people... Granted, they all get demonetized as you only have X rated dreams.. I wish we lived in the Star Trek universe with all its healing technology... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Drake1 Nightfire said: Gods that would terrify people... Granted, they all get demonetized as you only have X rated dreams.. I wish we lived in the Star Trek universe with all its healing technology... Granted. But you live the rest of your life on a ship and not a good ship either. You don't get the cool Captain J. Kirk exploration ship. You get the garbage vessel which goes place to place trying to clean up the universe. Your fellow crew members are not fond of you either. I wish I lived in a Star Wars universe and my best friend was a Wookie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Marut72 said: Granted. But you live the rest of your life on a ship and not a good ship either. You don't get the cool Captain J. Kirk exploration ship. You get the garbage vessel which goes place to place trying to clean up the universe. Your fellow crew members are not fond of you either. I wish I lived in a Star Wars universe and my best friend was a Wookie. Granted, but the Wookie is continuously grooming you in public to pick-out all the space-fleas you keep acquiring. I wish everything that creates stress for me didn't exist so I'd never have stress again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 Granted. You now life a stress free life, but the white leather restraint jacket feels a little snug, but the medication is working and the padded room looks beautifully festive. I wish I wasn't so mean corrupting wishes all the time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiree Moonwinder Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 Granted, but (as a famous person once said) You now life a stress free life, but the white leather restraint jacket feels a little snug, but the medication is working and the padded room looks beautifully festive. I wish I were more fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 Granted. You are now more fun, the rest of us turn miserable and you no longer want to play with us. I wish I was a catfish. (Muddy Waters) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Granted. You are now the guest of honor at a fish fry, and your closest friends are hushpuppies. I wish I'd stop procrastinating. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kali Wylder Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 your wish is granted, but you'll have to wait for the results I wish the rain was warmer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seicher Rae Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, kali Wylder said: your wish is granted, but you'll have to wait for the results I wish the rain was warmer Granted. It warms up, with the rest of the environment, causing the ice caps to melt even faster. I wish there were more and better reaction emojis in the Forum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Seicher Rae said: I wish there were more and better reaction emojis in the Forum. Granted, but every thread gets shut down due to malicious overuse of the poo icon. I wish I could eat and drink far too much Christmas food without gaining weight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Granted. You can eat heaps and heaps of food and drink gallons and gallons of some delicious nectar and your weight stays intact. But your unquenchable appetite creates a food shortage. All food banks in the world go empty. I wish there was a hud to adjust your body and wardrobe in real life like there is in second life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odaks Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 (edited) Granted! You home is now besieged by out-of-work tailors and you fear for your life if you try to step outside... I wish my lawn would stop growing; its winter, didn't anyone tell the grass? Edited December 17, 2019 by Odaks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 24 minutes ago, Odaks said: I wish my lawn would stop growing; its winter, didn't anyone tell the grass? Granted, it stops at 2mm long and never grows any more. I wish I didn't have a caffeine addiction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Granted. Poof. Caffeine addiction is gone. You're now addicted to Pez. Rosy Pink Pez. I wish I was paid by the work I did and not by the hours I spent doing it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 4 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, but every thread gets shut down due to malicious overuse of the poo icon. [ 💩 ] 39 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Granted. Poof. Caffeine addiction is gone. You're now addicted to Pez. Rosy Pink Pez. I wish I was paid by the work I did and not by the hours I spent doing it. Granted. Though your earnings take a deep-dive as you are now paid on productivity levels. I wish I had more than five rounds in Game of Homes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tolya Ugajin Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 7 hours ago, Alyona Su said: [ 💩 ] Granted. Though your earnings take a deep-dive as you are now paid on productivity levels. I wish I had more than five rounds in Game of Homes. Granted - you now have infinite rounds, as you have been condemned to it for all eternity in Hell. I wish I had the power to turn mean people into deformed hobbits like Smaegol/Gollum, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fauve Aeon Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Granted but by your power and the wicked deed, now you are responsible for them until the end of their (or your) life and they are closely bound to you so they return each night from their misdeeds to put their clammy little hands upon you in supplication for their dinners and then demand a bedtime story. all of them. Forever. I wish I had a pistachio macaron. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiree Moonwinder Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Granted, but your pistachio macaron is made of plastic and smells like polyvinyl chloride (PVC). Star light, star bright, First star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, Have this wish I wish tonight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 (edited) ...sets fire to your version of "Star light, Star bright" and replaces it with this (@1:06, though the entire medley is worth a listen)... You didn't actually state what your wish was, so the only way I can "corrupt" it is to implode the first star you see tonight into a black hole, causing whatever you wished for NOT to be granted. The civilization on the fourth planet from that star is not at all happy with me, or you. I wish the popcorn I purchased yesterday was "bi-modal", like the local stuff I've been buying for years. (It was comprised of two batches that had different popping characteristics, such that it would seem done but, after 30 seconds, would start popping again, nearly doubling the popped volume. I'd developed an entire performance around that corn, peering into the popper and declaring "I don't think you're done yet, don't you cheat me!", followed by some fist shaking, after which the corn would comply and give me what I demanded. My neighbors were incredulous.) Edited December 18, 2019 by Madelaine McMasters 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 It's probably a good thing that you were never tapped for the revival of "Mr. Wizard." Granted. But it's "tri-modal" and after the second popping sequence fills your popper, the third round fills your kitchen. I wish my annual Christmas Newsletter was finished and sent off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fauve Aeon Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 Granted, it is finished and sent...but you discover the embarrassing typos only after... I wish the laundry was done. I usually don’t mind doing it but this week, meh. I jus’ dun wanna. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Fauve Aeon said: I wish the laundry was done. I usually don’t mind doing it but this week, meh. I jus’ dun wanna. Granted but everything has either shrunk, fallen apart or had another colour run into it, and the washing machine is leaking too. I wish I had a whole new wardrobe of clothes for 2020 that fit and flatter me and are in style. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
YouTube
Flickr
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now