Charles Blackwood Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Granted. But the person who invented the neck seam is pissed and invents the armpit, crotch and thigh seam to with it. I wish Christmas came in a box, like meals. You open it up and you get your tree, all the festive food, booze, inflatable drunk family member, and all the presents everyone would ever want. Just one gigantic Christmas box, dam it! (Smile) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Marut72 said: I wish Christmas came in a box, like meals. You open it up and you get your tree, all the festive food, booze, inflatable drunk family member, and all the presents everyone would ever want. Just one gigantic Christmas box, dam it! (Smile) Granted, but it's all in the worst possible taste, badly made and poor quality, and there's nothing you can do about it because the suppliers aren't open until the 27th. I wish the Christmas dinner dishes washed and dried themselves and put themselves away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 43 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Granted. But the person who invented the neck seam is pissed and invents the armpit, crotch and thigh seam to with it. I wish Christmas came in a box, like meals. You open it up and you get your tree, all the festive food, booze, inflatable drunk family member, and all the presents everyone would ever want. Just one gigantic Christmas box, dam it! (Smile) Meals come in a box? ...runs to give away about ten thousand dollars worth of cooking implements. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, but it's all in the worst possible taste, badly made and poor quality, and there's nothing you can do about it because the suppliers aren't open until the 27th. I wish the Christmas dinner dishes washed and dried themselves and put themselves away. Granted. But you spend all your money on self washing, self drying dishes. That kind of technology ain’t cheap. You have great dishes an no money to buy food. Ironic? I wish I invented a new additional Christmas custom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Granted. But everyone lynches you for adding yet another requirement to their already-too-hectic holiday schedules. I wish my Samsung TV would stream Disney Plus, as they promised. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Lindal Kidd said: Granted. But everyone lynches you for adding yet another requirement to their already-too-hectic holiday schedules. I wish my Samsung TV would stream Disney Plus, as they promised. Granted. and they begin streaming Avery other option available internationally across the world and it takes you almost ten minutes of scrolling through option to find Disney + I wish I could return and get a refund on all the inventory items I purchased before I found the alternatives I really like and only use. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiree Moonwinder Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Granted, but the refund goes to me instead. I wish I didn't have to type this silly second sentence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TasPanda13 Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Granted! However not only do oyu not end up with corrupt wishes but you are not able to get any wishes true at all I wish for more wishes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Granted but you may only wish that you were a toad or that you only ate toads. I wish BJ would explode. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 (I will not make this dirt. I will not make this dirty.) Granted. BJ explodes but in your house, ruining everything inside. I wish BJ had a happy ending. (Wink) 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiree Moonwinder Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 (edited) Granted, but but only because applying the ice made me giggle in a guilty sort of way. I wish I could take a mulligan. Edited December 15, 2019 by Desiree Moonwinder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Granted, but now we have to get a room, or at least that is what everyone else will say and think, but I personally blame Gamet for all this naughtiness. I wish my thoughts were as pure as the freshly fallen snow. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiree Moonwinder Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Granted, but to keep your thoughts were as pure as the freshly fallen snow, I have to forgo the mulligan. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner That is what I truly wish to be Cause if I were a oscar mayer weiner Everyone would be in love Oh everyone would be in love Everyone would be in love with me! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 15 minutes ago, Desiree Moonwinder said: Granted, but to keep your thoughts were as pure as the freshly fallen snow, I have to forgo the mulligan. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner Granted. But everyone within range keeps trying to take a bite out of you. With mustard. I wish I could run around corrupting wishes without risking a wish that gets corrupted. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiree Moonwinder Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Granted that you can run around corrupting wishes without risking a wish that gets corrupted, but you may only type wishes while seated and so your superpowers lack efficacy in these forums. I wish I hadn't used the word "efficacy;" it is so stuffy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Granted. You didn't use the word efficacy but typed effectuality. Just as stuffy but different. I wish we can get our act together soon and land on Mars. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiree Moonwinder Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 17 minutes ago, Marut72 said: I wish we can get our act together soon and land on Mars. Granted, we gain the ability to do so, and therefore "can," but we do not choose to do so. I wish I could get this mustard out of my hair that arrived due to Alyona's post. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Granted. We shave your head. A little drastic yes but but you are now mustard free. I wish French’s Ketchup was more popular than Heinz Ketchup. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Granted. We shave your head. A little drastic yes but but you are now mustard free. I wish French’s Ketchup was more popular than Heinz Ketchup. Granted, and now Hunt's makes Mustard and Heinz goes out of business. I actually wish Heinz would go out of business. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiree Moonwinder Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Granted, but only because the corporation changes its name to Alyona. I wish my hair grows back quickly after the mustard-related shaving incident. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Granted. Your hair grows back quickly but because of that, it is now thinner and you keep combing it out. It’s only a matter of time, tick tock, tick tock I wish I knew someone that could ship me some Alyona Mustard in time for Christmas. I hear the stuff is really good and won’t stain your hair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiree Moonwinder Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Granted, and you know who, but they ship you mustard seed so you can grow your own. I wish my laundry would do itself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Granted. You laundry is done but it shrinks. Your dolls are super happy. You need to find a potato sack quick or go natural. I wish I owned my own coffee shop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiree Moonwinder Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Granted, you have your own coffee shop, but its a little toy building that sits on your counter by the coffee pot. My feet are too tender to go au naturel for long; I wish I had a pair of sneakers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 Granted. But they're from N-Core and have six inch stiletto heels. I wish I could keep my feet warm in the winter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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