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24 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted, but now Joy is a grumpy-bum, and she'll get you for it.

I wish I was as smart as some people think I am.

Granted, but now you have full responsibility to do something about the mess (everywhere).

I wish for innocence to return once more.

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Forgot my wish again!

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2 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

I wish for innocence to return once more.

Granted, but those daipers you are wearing chafe and that tall person who makes the funny noises keeps wanting to put her female presenting nipples in your mouth.

I wish the USA toddler in chief would allow all the unfortunate furloughed federal workers to return to the jobs so they can pay mortgages and feed their kids.

 

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1 minute ago, Callum Meriman said:

Granted, but those daipers you are wearing chafe and that tall person who makes the funny noises keeps wanting to put her female presenting nipples in your mouth.

I wish the USA toddler in chief would allow all the unfortunate furloughed federal workers to return to the jobs so they can pay mortgages and feed their kids.

 

Boobies!

Granted, but he turns his eyes towards the EU for the next “trade war”..

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41 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Boobies!

Granted, but he turns his eyes towards the EU for the next “trade war”..

Love wishes he could remember to make a wish.............. which is granted, but then he is so focused on thinking of wishes, there is no brain power for anything else.

I wish someone would come cook me dinner each night so I didn't have to always figure it out.

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...sneaks back in to give Lil a way to get her wish:  hire a furloughed government worker!

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6 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Love wishes he could remember to make a wish.............. which is granted, but then he is so focused on thinking of wishes, there is no brain power for anything else.

 

It is well established that I sucketh at this. I wish I didn’t.

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Granted that you're rubbish at this......

But I wish I was as good as you.......

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1 hour ago, BelindaN said:

Granted that you're rubbish at this......

But I wish I was as good as you.......

Granted, and people occasionally, publicly remind you when you forget to make a wish.

I wish today was Friday already.

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3 hours ago, Ivanova Shostakovich said:

Granted, and people occasionally, publicly remind you when you forget to make a wish.

I wish today was Friday already.

Granted, but it will always be Friday, 5 minutes before the end of the workday.

I wish  I had unlimited L$

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3 hours ago, CharlotteStargazer said:

Granted, but it will always be Friday, 5 minutes before the end of the workday.

I wish  I had unlimited L$

Granted, but every pan handler in SL knows who you are and they hound you incessantly for a hand out.

I wish I had unlimited real world $.

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11 minutes ago, kali Wylder said:

Granted, but every pan handler in SL knows who you are and they hound you incessantly for a hand out.

I wish I had unlimited real world $.

Granted, but every pan handler in RL knows who you are and they hound you incessantly for a hand out.

I wish paint colors were easier to choose.

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2 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted, but every pan handler in RL knows who you are and they hound you incessantly for a hand out.

I wish paint colors were easier to choose.

Granted, but your paints have all dried out

I wish I didn't have to work this afternoon

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Just now, kali Wylder said:

Granted, but your paints have all dried out

I wish I didn't have to work this afternoon

Granted, you've been fired.

I wish dried paint stuck to walls.

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41 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

Granted, you've been fired.

I wish dried paint stuck to walls.

Granted, you must now watch paint dry.

I wish for a partner in crime.

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18 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said:

Granted, it's one of these guys. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35785834 

I wish I didn't have to do this drive tomorrow.

Aww, I would have chosen this guy.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2017/01/02/the-worlds-hottest-felon-is-now-living-the-high-life/amp/

Granted, but now you have to fly.

I wish it wasn’t so cold now in Florida.

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14 minutes ago, kali Wylder said:

Granted, but due to the sudden increase in temperature, most of Florida is now under water.

Forget to make a wish? I do that too.

 

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Just now, Love Zhaoying said:

Forget to make a wish? I do that too.

 

oops!  I wish I could dance as well in RL as I do in SL

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1 hour ago, kali Wylder said:

oops!  I wish I could dance as well in RL as I do in SL

Granted, but as in SL, you'll plunge your hands into the abdomen of your dance partner, performing an accidental appendectomy.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much spaghetti for dinner.

 

Edited by Madelaine McMasters

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18 hours ago, CharlotteStargazer said:

Granted, but now you can never have spaghetti again.

I wish spring would arrive next week

Granted, but almost immediately arrives summer also and all the blood sucking insects are after you, the mosquitoes and ticks etc.

I wish i had time and energy to build a beautiful ice castle in SL.

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On 1/19/2019 at 12:50 AM, Ansiri said:

Granted, but almost immediately arrives summer also and all the blood sucking insects are after you, the mosquitoes and ticks etc.

I wish i had time and energy to build a beautiful ice castle in SL.

Granted! Self corruption ftw. xD I manage to build the ice castle, but it's so big and has so many prims it's impossible to put anywhere.

I wish this forum will change it's background color to light pink.

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Granted! But instead of using a solid pink color someone at the Lab decided to use a background image of some parts of the human body that can be pink in color. Needless to say, you can no longer read the forums while children are around.

I wish for Goreans and Furries to live together in peace. 

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1 hour ago, Bree Giffen said:

 

I wish for Goreans and Furries to live together in peace. 

 

Granted. Now you have constant astrisk roleplays sent to you by disgustingly large wolves with musclemeshes and shoddily made leathers.

 

I wish i had more money

Edited by MissMagicCakes

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