Amina Sopwith Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 19 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said: I wish that I logged into SL occasionally. Granted, but you're stuck in Gor. I wish I had a beautiful avatar. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: I wish I had a beautiful avatar. Granted, but you're stuck in Gor. I wish it got dark earlier. Edited November 22, 2019 by Madelaine McMasters 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 23 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said: I wish it got dark earlier. Granted, you are at the beginning of a six-month Antarctic winter of 24-hour darkness. (I'm stuck in Gor. I'll swap places with you.) I wish I'd remembered to buy shower gel earlier. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 10 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, you are at the beginning of a six-month Antarctic winter of 24-hour darkness. (I'm stuck in Gor. I'll swap places with you.) I wish I'd remembered to buy shower gel earlier. Granted, but it was mislabeled doggy-soap. I wish Christmas would come faster. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Knoller Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: I wish Christmas would come faster. Granted, tomorrow is Christmas, but you haven't bought any gifts or gone to the grocery so you are completely unprepared. I wish they had remembered to put peanuts on my Pad Thai! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Just now, Eva Knoller said: I wish they had remembered to put peanuts on my Pad Thai! Granted, but Lucy pulls the chopsticks away just as you're reaching for them, and Pigpen fills your bowl with dust. I wish there were not so many shades, and hues, of grey. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Granted, but now the world looks like I wish the IRS would self destruct. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 11 hours ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, but you're stuck in Gor. I wish I had a beautiful avatar. Great, Gor hates furries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said: Great, Gor hates furries. Actually they do have a kind of Wookiee-like creature with none of the charm, fun, character or interest. It's called a Kack, or a Croak, something like that, I don't know, they're all pulled out of Usborne Phonics First Readers. There's a scene somewhere where a whole herd of them have what passes for a standoff with a bunch of Gorean Masters. It bores on for about 5000 pages, presumably because Norman reckons, probably correctly, that that's how long he can make it last before his average reader will work out that you can't use people as human shields if you don't actually secure them in front of you. I swear my brain still hasn't recovered. Reading Gor books is like giving yourself a lifelong hangover, only 12 times more painful and sickening. Kiddies, listen to my story and please don't be me. Anyway, sorry. As you were. 10 hours ago, Lindal Kidd said: I wish the IRS would self destruct. Granted, but it's replaced with HMRC. I wish my train wasn't late. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmi Zehetbauer Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Granted, but your ticket just blew away! Wish the Lotto would pay off! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Kimmi Zehetbauer said: Granted, but your ticket just blew away! Wish the Lotto would pay off! Granted, but it was the person you've hated all your life since the third grade who won it, not you. I wish I had unlimited free K-Cups from the Keurig store. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 23 minutes ago, Alyona Su said: Granted, but it was the person you've hated all your life since the third grade who won it, not you. I wish I had unlimited free K-Cups from the Keurig store. Granted, now your used K-cups litter the countryside, taking up all available space. I wish I had another wish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said: Granted, now your used K-cups litter the countryside, taking up all available space. I wish I had another wish. Granted, but it continuously loops as a wish for another wish for another wish for another wish for another... I wish the freeway wasn't so crowded during commute times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Alyona Su said: I wish the freeway wasn't so crowded during commute times. Granted, everyone including you has to walk. I wish this hotel bed was more comfortable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, everyone including you has to walk. I wish this hotel bed was more comfortable. Oh, you're making it too easy...Granted! But you oversleep and are late for your train. I wish Maddy would wake up, get in here and set us all on fire. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesecurd Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Lindal Kidd said: I wish Maddy would wake up, get in here and set us all on fire. Granted, but it’s flaming shots and now we’re all trashed. I wish my cars brakes weren’t warped and wobbly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, cheesecurd said: I wish my cars brakes weren’t warped and wobbly. Granted, they don't exist at all. I wish they had some nice biscuits in the little hot drinks tray thingy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, Amina Sopwith said: Granted, they don't exist at all. I wish they had some nice biscuits in the little hot drinks tray thingy. Granted, but that's all there is to eat and all the drinks are Luke-warm prune juice. I wish I had a new, more comfortable chair to sit in while I surf the forums and region-hop in-world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Granted, but it’s made up of terrible pleather and you will sweat like an overweight transport trucker on a three day trip. I wish my wine bottle never went dry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Granted, but it's full of water. I wish I could get drunk on water. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Granted, but the whole world gets drunk and the apes take over. I wish animals could talk to us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Granted...but now you have to listen to what chickens think of you. I wish my Christmas decorations would put themselves up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amina Sopwith Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lindal Kidd said: I wish my Christmas decorations would put themselves up. Granted but they were all designed by Waynetta Slob. I wish I could get some sleep. Edited November 25, 2019 by Amina Sopwith Originally Pat Butcher but apparently she's not actually a terrible stylist, just big earrings. I don't know, I never watched it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Blackwood Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Granted, but you miss all the great hidden wit and wisdom of this response. I wish women came with a manual 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1 Nightfire Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 47 minutes ago, Marut72 said: Granted, but you miss all the great hidden wit and wisdom of this response. I wish women came with a manual Granted, but its in an ancient unknown language.. I wish people could live in peace.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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