ItHadToComeToThis Posted November 4, 2023 Share Posted November 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Missy Starchild said: Granted, but you are actually at a concert featuring a real deaf leopard. I wish I could go back to my childhood. Granted but you can only go back to the times you were sleeping I wish I could find the energy to sort out and clean the room im in 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily Peridot Posted November 4, 2023 Share Posted November 4, 2023 Granted, but you draw the energy from the nearest lighbulb and it doesn't last very long leaving the room half cleaned. I wish I was a talented musician. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 30 minutes ago, Missy Starchild said: Granted, but you draw the energy from the nearest lighbulb and it doesn't last very long leaving the room half cleaned. I wish I was a talented musician. Granted, you are very talented at playing the bagpipes but no other instruments. I wish no one and nothing in the world needed to fart. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily Peridot Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Granted, but now burps are twice as powerful and smell twice as bad. I wish everything in wrestling was real. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 18 hours ago, Missy Starchild said: Granted, but now burps are twice as powerful and smell twice as bad. I wish everything in wrestling was real. Granted, everything in wrestling IS real, in that when someone in the ring is in a headlock, the entire audience feels it too, and when someone is thrown to the ropes, all the audience are moved against their will across the room. It's rocky but it's real! I wish fireworks were entirely banned (it's out Bonfire/Guy Fawkes "celebrations") 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily Peridot Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Granted, but now people fire actual missiles in the air causing massive casualties every year from debris. I wish I could try an actual Krabby Patty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahadin Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 Granted. It's soggy and tiny. I wish I had a magic hand mirror that teleports me back to my current bedroom whenever I gaze into it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 Granted, but the only way to get OUT of the bedroom is to teleport, and your hand mirror keeps sending you back to where you started. I wish I had a flying car. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Lindal Kidd said: Granted, but the only way to get OUT of the bedroom is to teleport, and your hand mirror keeps sending you back to where you started. I wish I had a flying car. Granted, but it's a small one you work with a remote control and it absolutely eats batteries. I wish I could write a best-selling book that was made into a film franchise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindal Kidd Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Marigold Devin said: ...I wish I could write a best-selling book that was made into a film franchise. There are so many ways to corrupt that one that I can't decide. I'll leave it to someone else and then criticize their choice. Edited November 8, 2023 by Lindal Kidd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katherine Heartsong Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Marigold Devin said: I wish I could write a best-selling book that was made into a film franchise. Granted, then you post something on social media that offends 95% of your teenage fanbase and you turn from wonder-author to pariah overnight (too soon?). I wish I could still hit a baseball as well as I could when I was 18. Edited November 8, 2023 by Katherine Heartsong 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily Peridot Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 (edited) Granted, but the wish has overcompensated giving you wildly out-of-control physical strength. You can never touch anything or anyone ever again without breaking them in half. I wish I never had to sleep. Edited November 9, 2023 by Missy Starchild 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arduenn Schwartzman Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 (edited) Granted, but you still have to go to bed every night, with the lights out (including your phone). I wish Linden Lab had a shorter notation for llSetLinkPrimitiveParamsFast. Edited November 9, 2023 by Arduenn Schwartzman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily Peridot Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 Granted. Linden Lab shortens it to 11SLPPF, but in doing so glitches the entire system causing a disastrous domino effect, and SL's infrastructure collapses. I wish I had something to drink. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, Missy Starchild said: Granted. Linden Lab shortens it to 11SLPPF, but in doing so glitches the entire system causing a disastrous domino effect, and SL's infrastructure collapses. I wish I had something to drink. Granted, you have a drink of vodka with liquidised cockroaches, as you are currently in the Celebrity Jungle programme on TV. (I feel really bad about this, because I think you're smashing. You can forfeit the drink but lose a meal for camp, and have just water instead). I wish everybody's body clock was the same so no one disturbed anyone else outside of the hours 11pm and 8am. Edited November 9, 2023 by Marigold Devin because I felt bad, I know it's a game, but it can be tooo mean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Luv Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Marigold Devin said: I wish everybody's body clock was the same so no one disturbed anyone else outside of the hours 11pm and 8am. Granted! But 11pm-8am Tokyo time 😬 I wish I could find a mesh head I like 😕 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marigold Devin Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 53 minutes ago, Rat Luv said: Granted! But 11pm-8am Tokyo time 😬 I wish I could find a mesh head I like 😕 (Thank you, I don't think that's bad at all, as long as there are 9 hours where I can have peace and catch up on some ZzzzzZZzzzs) Your wish is granted, but you happen to like a mesh head that only you find beautiful and which absolutely horrifies everyone else in Second Life. I wish the people who worked in my local pharmacy were happy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily Peridot Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 Granted, but they've so positive and happy they always come off as slighty passive aggressive and overbearing. I wish SL wouldn't lag anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qie Niangao Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Granted, SL responds immediately to every input, grows impatient and keeps asking "Are you still there?" I wish I'd get around to cleaning the dust out of this computer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arduenn Schwartzman Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 On 11/9/2023 at 8:48 AM, Missy Starchild said: Granted. Linden Lab shortens it to 11SLPPF, Extra cringe points for the eleven instead of a double lowercase L. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet Psaltery Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 4 hours ago, Qie Niangao said: Granted, SL responds immediately to every input, grows impatient and keeps asking "Are you still there?" I wish I'd get around to cleaning the dust out of this computer. Granted, but it all settles in your hair. I wish my teeth bit and chew as they used to do, then I could eat more things. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katherine Heartsong Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Garnet Psaltery said: I wish my teeth bit and chew as they used to do, then I could eat more things. Granted. Not only do you have the stunning teeth of a 20 year old toothpaste advertisement model, you've also discovered the one secret that would let everyone have perfect teeth for a lifetime, that would drive every dentist out of business. In response, the American Dental Association puts a hit out on you, driving you underground, without Internet access, and alone forever. I wish I understood what @animats, @Henri Beauchamp, and Monty Linden were talking about in the "when does the simulator send EstablishAgentCommunication to the viewer?" thread. Edited November 10, 2023 by Katherine Heartsong 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 12 minutes ago, Katherine Heartsong said: I wish I understood what @animats, @Henri Beauchamp, and Monty Linden were talking about in the "when does the simulator send EstablishAgentCommunication to the viewer?" thread. Granted, but now you are so smart that everyone else seems dumb, and you only want to work on creating your own Viewer. I wish that it was about a year in the future, and I was done with my current scripting project. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katherine Heartsong Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Love Zhaoying said: Granted, but now you are so smart that everyone else seems dumb, and you only want to work on creating your own Viewer. Oh, you fiend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Katherine Heartsong said: Oh, you fiend. You can't spell "friend" without "fiend"! Edited November 10, 2023 by Love Zhaoying 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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