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There was a short stretch of time back in 2010, right after I discovered she was getting married, that I began to whore myself.  I didn't care.  Women threw themselves at me, and you know what, I threw myself at them, too.  For two months I both felt and knew I was going to *love* my way through second life; in spite of her - because of her.  And, I was going to enjoy every last minute of my whoring existence in SL.

Well, a year later, because of my misdeeds, I have fathered more prim children than King Henry has fathered **bleep** children.  King Henry could afford it; I can't. 

The prim child support is crushing me.  I can not afford to pay my RL Internet bills let alone 3K a month in prim feeding bills.  I am being suffocated by the demands of these prim children.   I get 300L's a week in stipend money for being a premium resident, big deal; the prim kids eat that up, and then some; I am left with no L's to have any fun; to enjoy myself.  I wish I could start all over again, I would have… 

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When it rains, wear a raincoat.

But my best advice is to start building some college funds soon.  Sell half the prim babies to medical research and put that money into something high yield and stable.  Something like 200USD a hand blackjack.  You'll be back on top (hehe, I said on top) in no time.

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Maybe it is time to change your name and move to a new sim...  I have not looked, but isn't there a market for SL condoms?  You know,  so your future whoring around  doesn't result in anything but fond memories...  Just a thought...

 

Daddy?  Are you out there???

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I can suggest you to produce a spin-off of Maury Povich Show called 'The Storm Clarence's Maury Povich Spin-Off Show' where you would be the host and you'll have string of couples where you can yell "You are Not the father!" or "You are Not the Mother!" to the spouse/partner's face before you slap down the paternity test that proves you spawned all of their children. You must prepare big muscled bouncers/securities ( No, HBBS Security isn't one of them unless you are hosting the show at Hippo Sandbox) preferably the bald kinds, to break-off potential fights or pie throwing drama. You must also learn to duck like Bush just in case shoes comes flying towards you from the audience.

Provide some thrills as incentive to your bodyguards by allowing nubile and innocent 4D cups girls from the audience to throw themselves at the guards for acknowledgement of a work well done. When the season is low on human babies, you might want bring in the anthropomorphians in because we all know with you, Storm.. anything goes in the dark.

This type of a show usually brings plenty of money to add up to your meager monthly stipend. So, here's my card... you think about it.

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valerie Inshan wrote:

Seduced and abandoned... How could you ever do this to us? :smileysad:

mon bébé_001.jpg

helene1.jpg


The one in the top photo looks life-like and cute, but the bottom one... I don't know, shouldn't the head be larger? With these proportions, it looks more like a sumo ringer in drag :smileyindifferent:

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Ishtara Rothschild wrote:


The one in the top photo looks life-like and cute, but the bottom one... I don't know, shouldn't the head be larger? With these proportions, it looks more like a sumo ringer in drag :smileyindifferent:

I'm actually training her to become a sumo, Ishy! :smileyvery-happy:(needless to say her food expenses are a terrible burden)

 

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Willow Danube wrote:

we all know with you, Storm.. anything goes in the dark.


 

/me laughs

I read that last line as 'glows in the dark' and a bad memory of a freebe attachment springs to mind.

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Tsk, Storm.  The only sensible solution is to cancel your account and create another.  Or, you could build on your professional expertise and start charging for your 'escort services'. If you select the second option, renegotiate payments with those that 'threw themselves' at you because they may be taking advantage of your guilt.

Good luck and keep smiling (scrunch up all of those cheeks!).

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valerie, what is that skin you're wearing?   I really like it.

 

(sorry, baby-daddy folks for the interruption.  Now back to your regularly scheduled SL drama.... ; )

 

 


valerie Inshan wrote:

Seduced and abandoned... How could you ever do this to us? :smileysad:

mon bébé_001.jpg

 

 

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Josh Susanto wrote:

I wouldn't pay anything to support a prim baby without a test that proves I'm the parent.

Didn't Xcite used to have a virgin checker app?  Then again, it could have been immaculate conception.  After all, there must be a lot of Avatars who would want to have Torley's baby.

 

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ya see... the issue with this is... just any old person can get the pregnacy thing and slap a guys/girl's name on it and call it is... even when the girl herself has been around the block so to speak.

i feel sorry for you to be honest, and the only think i can really suggest is make use of the mute/block button and tell them to get the **** out and leave you the hell alone. family RP is one thing, but if you want to do it then go ahead but if you don't its not your duty to play in that roleplay.

second life is what you make it.

and sir... i'd suggest not whoring yourself out anymore... this is why. >.>;

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There's a song, by Keb 'Mo. The song is called OH MAMA, WHERE MY DADDY? Will he ever come around?

 

Child support is based on income of both parties and timeshare split, along with other factors such as your other kids Try spending some time with your prim kids if it's not to late. Take it from a SL Gramma who has twins in her inventory that I got custody of when their parents split up. They are not pretty SL babies like some I see posted in this thread, as they were the first type ever made. They are white as a sheet and talk constantly on Rez. Nobody wants them but me.

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