Alyona Su Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 (edited) 17 hours ago, Callum Meriman said: Hai! Wait... what about "Hai, hai!" (what I do) - does that translate to "Shark in 3D Stereoscopic" in German? Here's one that annoys me: I make it clear I'm Chinese in SL: so some IM's out of the blue start with "Ni hao!" Ummm... allow me to edify any interested: It's *Nin Hao*, not "Ni hao" Anyway, I often reply with "你好！ 你的! 第二次生命怎么样?" *Deer in headlights look* Bahahahaha Edited December 12, 2018 by Alyona Su Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelindaN Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Just as bad is: /him "so what's your name?" /me (wishing I could roll my eyes upwards) "Belinda" /him.........long pause. This has happened a few times. Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Meriman Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Just now, BelindaN said: Just as bad is: /him "so what's your name?" /me (wishing I could roll my eyes upwards) "Belinda" /him.........long pause. This has happened a few times. Huh? You should reply "Mike" to that one. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selene Gregoire Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 5 hours ago, Callum Meriman said: You should reply "Mike" to that one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I received a new one RL this morning. “You tryna get hit from behind?” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy Evanier Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I got one last night "Is this fortnite?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelindaN Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Cindy Evanier said: I got one last night "Is this fortnite?" When it makes no sense whatsoever, it can never end well.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: I received a new one RL this morning. “You tryna get hit from behind?” If I explained it, you’d go ewwww then ohhhh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamyourneighbour Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Flat earthers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 *Four-day-old at LL Winter Shopping event this morning* They: "hi" Me: "Hello" They: "wanna have some fun [sic]" Me: "Are you presuming I'm not having fun now?" They: "yes" Me: "What's your idea of fun?" They: 'sex" Me: "I thought so" They: "we cn be tgther now" Me: "[crickets]" (Ignore; close IM box - never heard from him again, but at least he was truthful about it LOL) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelindaN Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I've just had a couple today. One was a tp me request out of nowhere. Followed by "Wanna dance"........(no) followed by friend request.... followed by the usual what's your name/do you use social media/I'm here to find a girlfriend. The other was just clumsy but followed a similar path before fizzling out...................... Oh well. I think I get the 'hit from behind' now you've added a clue!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autonug Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I like to start conversation with a simple "hello" or "hi" . Most of the time other person replies and we end up having a nice conversation sometimes ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyona Su Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 47 minutes ago, autonug said: I like to start conversation with a simple "hello" or "hi" . Most of the time other person replies and we end up having a nice conversation sometimes ...... With me, I'll bite every single time. Because that's how we do it in RL, right? Must be because it actually works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windywinters Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 The one thing when i have sex with nice man, and he can"t stop or don"t want to stop even after 40 mins,just wonder why man likes to write naughty things for so long 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellestones Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 On 12/19/2018 at 5:42 PM, Windywinters said: just wonder why man likes to write naughty things for so long i often wonder that myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolig Loon Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, ellestones said: On 12/18/2018 at 10:42 PM, Windywinters said: just wonder why man likes to write naughty things for so long i often wonder that myself Limited vocabulary? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelindaN Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 Two today. One off sim. Like we were best friends. Very vague when asked where he was........so I pressed the crickets button. Second one wanted to be my house servant at no cost. Immediate crickets to that one. Why would I want some strange guy hanging around my apartment when I'm naked? Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panteleeva Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) When i was newbie and for the next 2 years popular question that i heard from guys(after i said i m Russian) was :how come you know English?translators are that good now?grrrrrrrr or:person asks for help, and i ask wich head she use, snd she answers:Maitreya.... Edited December 21, 2018 by Panteleeva 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionalein Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) 15 hours ago, Panteleeva said: When i was newbie and for the next 2 years popular question that i heard from guys(after i said i m Russian) was :how come you know English?translators are that good now? Please understand them - with their education system it is hard for them to imagine folks speaking more than one language - hell they don't even manage to teach them how to speak their own langauge in a proper way these days Edited December 21, 2018 by Fionalein 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelindaN Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Fionalein said: Please understand them - with their education system it is hard for them to imagine folks speaking more than one language - hell they don't even manage to teach them how to speak their own language in a proper way these days I'm guilty as charged on this one. Although I took French for a while, it never dawned on me how useful a second language could be. So I have the remains of school French, which is pitiful. Now I regret that, but learning a language now would take time I'd rather spend shopping in SL........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 50 minutes ago, BelindaN said: I'm guilty as charged on this one. Although I took French for a while, it never dawned on me how useful a second language could be. So I have the remains of school French, which is pitiful. Now I regret that, but learning a language now would take time I'd rather spend shopping in SL........... Steve Martin had a routine where he would say, “¿Donde esta el casa de Pepe?” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 I just found the funniest pickup line I ever seen.. Old time commercials are hilarious.. Watch the guys in the car with their smoothness.. hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionalein Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 7 hours ago, BelindaN said: Now I regret that, but learning a language now would take time I'd rather spend shopping in SL........... Wheras for us aliens playing SL - and even picking the random verbal fight - is language practice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelindaN Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Fionalein said: Wheras for us aliens playing SL - and even picking the random verbal fight - is language practice Which planet are you from? Vulcan? Vegan? Mars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy Evanier Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 had a funny one today.. it didn't annoy me. It made me laugh but worth sharing in case anyone else gets a giggle Him: hii Me: (Cindy Evanier): hi Him: i am male 21 Me: ok Him: u Me: I am male too Him: ohhh Him left chat range. Him left the region. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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