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Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a working girl,
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To putter around the house.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistantly congenial
And quieter than a mouse.
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious,
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin.
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,
Sweeping out,
Sleeping in.

Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who you hire when you're short of help
To offer you the sort of help
You never get from a spouse:
Fluttering up the stairway,
Shuttering up the windows,
Cluttering up the bedroom,
Buttering up the master,
Puttering all around the house!
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delicious,
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin.
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,
Sweeping out,
Sleeping in.

Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who in fetching you your slipper will
Be winsome as a whipporwill
And graceful as a grouse:
Skittering down the hallway,
Flittering through the parlor,
Tittering in the pantry,
Littering up the bedroom

Twittering all around the house!

A maid!
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a serving-girl,
A loyal and unswerving girl,
To putter around the house.
Oh, oh,

Think of her at the dustbin,
'Specially when she's just been
Traipsing about.

Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,

Everybody ought to have a maid,
Daintily collecting bits of paper n' strings,
Appealing in her apron strings
And graceful as a grouse.

Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who's efficient and reliable,
Obedient and pliable,
And quieter than a mouse!
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be so nimble,
Fiddling with her thimble,
Mending her gown.
Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,

Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who'll be busy as a bumblebee
And even if you grumble, be
As graceful as a grouse.

Wriggling in the anteroom,

Jiggling in the dining room,

Giggling in the living room,

Wiggling in the other rooms,

Puttering all around the house!

 

How graceful is a grouse? i do not know. But this post is mainly made in jest. unless you really do want someone to roleplay a maid XD i do have alot of cleaning equipment.. (i like to collect cleaning props) and i look adorable in my maids outfit!

*I am not a sub or a pet* (ill wack you with my broom if you try any of that)

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Adrienne Belvedere wrote:

No, its rather a inoccent looking maid uniform.. but a latex one would be useful to.. think how clean id be able to stay! if i spill anything on myself i can just wipe myself down! I shall have to look into this!

I think that's exactly what the designers of latex wear had in mind :smileytongue: It's easy to clean from spilled fluids.

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