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9 hours ago, Alyona Su said:

I've read the entire thread up to here and now.

ALL OF YOU ARE FARKING ANGELS.

I mean, really, so tame.

I'd probably be not only convicted but immediately tossed into solitary confinement strapped into a Hannibal Lecter rack and gagged just for uttering the words to describe it.

/me nods affirmatively with wide eyes and an 'uh-huh, uh-huh'.

We lied, Alyona.

We just talked about the things we didn't mind sharing. Below all that is a level of iniquity to stagger the imagination. We didn't talk about that because until you got here nobody was willing to call the bluff.

More fava beans?

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10 minutes ago, Dillon Levenque said:

We lied, Alyona.

I didn't.

I really never would be convicted in RL. If we could do in RL what we can do in SL, the world would belong to the fastest draw.

If that's not me, there will be no conviction, just my execution.
If it is me, there will be no conviction, just their execution.

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I'm trying to think but I cannot come up with anything that is against TOS that I would find amusing. 

  1. IP Right
  2. Eligibility to use
  3. Billing
  4. Conduct
    1. bots
    2. gambling
    3. maturity ratings
    4. mainland policy
    5. maturity rating guide
    6. teen safety
    7. agê play
    8. the forbidden tag
  5. More IP
  6. Privacy
  7. Related topics.

Gambling maybe?  Money was never a big motivator for me so .. meh.  Exhibitionism fetish might go against maturity ratings but I don't usually inflict my kinks on bystanders.  However I do understand the appeal.

Of those, "skill gaming" or gambling is the only one that I know of that has changed.

 

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49 minutes ago, Rhonda Huntress said:

I'm trying to think but I cannot come up with anything that is against TOS that I would find amusing. 

  1. IP Right
  2. Eligibility to use
  3. Billing
  4. Conduct
    1. bots
    2. gambling
    3. maturity ratings
    4. mainland policy
    5. maturity rating guide
    6. teen safety
    7. agê play
    8. the forbidden tag
  5. More IP
  6. Privacy
  7. Related topics.

Gambling maybe?  Money was never a big motivator for me so .. meh.  Exhibitionism fetish might go against maturity ratings but I don't usually inflict my kinks on bystanders.  However I do understand the appeal.

Of those, "skill gaming" or gambling is the only one that I know of that has changed.

 

Oh, you are right - my mistake, Where I said TOS I think I meant to say CS (Community Standards). LOL That's the one that rarely comes up in discussions because everyone pretty much ignores it, I suspect. Hell, most in-comers since 2010 probably don;t even know there is such a thing. *snorts*

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  • Multiple hit and runs, on bike, car, truck, tank and about everything I ever drove in SL
  • Public nudity in stores and other random locations. (hitting enter on a LM while undressed...)
  • Shooting with all sorts of weapons at random people
  • Kidnapping an alien for sexual abuse
  • Having sex with a nun... maybe not convicted by law, but by that other Guy.
  • Landing a plane on someones house

Probably a lot more if I could remember everything for the past 11 years...

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7 minutes ago, Rhonda Huntress said:

Somewhere or another I have some pics of a scene where my old latex nun was flogging two other women. 

Were you a nun wearing latex, or a nun made of latex?

If the latter, I'm imagining you as one of those droopy tube people in the auto dealership parking lot, wielding something that's a cross between a cat o' nine tails* and a pom pom.

*(why do we use "o'" to mean "of"? It's actually harder to type.) 

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47 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Is that like "adulting", the thing we have to do in RL/FL?

It comes after later in life.

"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became an adult I performed adulterous acts." ~ S of T

Or something like that.  It's hard to remember the exact wording ...

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On 1/17/2018 at 10:27 PM, Dillon Levenque said:

We lied, Alyona.

We just talked about the things we didn't mind sharing. Below all that is a level of iniquity to stagger the imagination. We didn't talk about that because until you got here nobody was willing to call the bluff.

More fava beans?

 

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