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I wore a house recently, to see if it would fit, on someone else's land. But I'm not sure if that's a crime exactly, except perhaps in fashion circles...

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5 minutes ago, LexxiXhan said:

I wore a house recently, to see if it would fit, on someone else's land. But I'm not sure if that's a crime exactly, except perhaps in fashion circles...

Oh my, then "She's big as a house"..I hope it didn't fit!

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5 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said:

Quite a few in SL would get arrested on prostitution charges.

At least thats legal in my country...

...but I would get in trouble for driving an unauthorized vehicle on a street and causing an accident with that vehicle, hitting someones pig in the process. And public nudity, because I sometimes undress in a sandbox.

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1 hour ago, Clover Jinx said:

Unless it's Officer Krupke

Reminds me - there are lots of people that would also get convicted for Impersonating an Officer.

 

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3 minutes ago, Rhonda Huntress said:

Interspecies Erotica

With extra time for vague and evasive terminology...

Some of us have never been DNA-tested...

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9 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

If you know where this is, and you know that I got in, burned it down and got out in under 30 seconds, you'll see the futility of trying to catch me, let alone convict me...

Did I mention I have a thing for bad girls?

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6 hours ago, Rhonda Huntress said:

Littering.

/me moves away from Rhonda... 

 

And creating a public nuisance.

/me slides back and shakes her hand. 

 

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Murder, arson (back in the day there were arrows that could actually set fire to prims on damage enabled land), necrophilia, *****, littering, noise pollution, and probably a few i missed... 

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3 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

If you know where this is, and you know that I got in, burned it down and got out in under 30 seconds, you'll see the futility of trying to catch me, let alone convict me...5a59293a7841a_BurningDownGovLindensHouse_001.thumb.jpg.01b356b36d99cdc0e1999b5aeec02783.jpg

*points at Maddy*  "I don't know her!"

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4 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said:

If you know where this is, and you know that I got in, burned it down and got out in under 30 seconds, you'll see the futility of trying to catch me, let alone convict me...5a59293a7841a_BurningDownGovLindensHouse_001.thumb.jpg.01b356b36d99cdc0e1999b5aeec02783.jpg

I'm sure i went there in my noobier days i definitely remember the hole in the pool wouldn't have a clue where it is these days or if it's still there

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2 minutes ago, Claireschen Hesten said:

I'm sure i went there in my noobier days i definitely remember the hole in the pool wouldn't have a clue where it is these days or if it's still there

You'll find the charred remains here...

secondlife://Clementina/181/115/61

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7 hours ago, LexxiXhan said:
7 hours ago, Rhonda Huntress said:

Interspecies Erotica

With extra time for vague and evasive terminology...

Some of us have never been DNA-tested...

Well, there were mermaids and dryads and catgirls and angels and demons and even a human at times.

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10 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said:

Had to google it.

What? These kids today! Don't they teach 'em the classics?

Sing along with me, all you Jets (or Sharks): Officer Krupke, we're down on our knees, 'Cause no-one likes a fella with a social disease. Officer Krupke, what are we to do?

(big finish, now) Gee, Officer Krupke, KRUP YOU!

 

 

Edited by Dillon Levenque
They sang it the way I remembered it, not quite the way it's written on the Bernstein site. I didn't remember the 2 'gees' that I originally wrote; for a wonder my menory was correct.
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2 minutes ago, Dillon Levenque said:

What? These kids today! Don't they teach 'em the classics?

Sing along with me, all you Jets or Sharks: Gee, Officer Krupke, we're down on our knees, 'Cause no-one likes a fella with a social disease. Gee, Officer Krupke, what are we to do?

(big finish, now) Gee, Officer Krupke, KRUP YOU!

Reaches over and changes radio stations...Cool!, love me some CCR!!! ♪ bad moon (or is it bathroom?) on the right...♫

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