Clover Jinx 13,845 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 26 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said: Officers like to party. Unless it's Officer Krupke 3 Link to post Share on other sites
LexxiXhan 2,695 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 I wore a house recently, to see if it would fit, on someone else's land. But I'm not sure if that's a crime exactly, except perhaps in fashion circles... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Love Zhaoying 12,597 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, LexxiXhan said: I wore a house recently, to see if it would fit, on someone else's land. But I'm not sure if that's a crime exactly, except perhaps in fashion circles... Oh my, then "She's big as a house"..I hope it didn't fit! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Love Zhaoying 12,597 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 19 minutes ago, Clover Jinx said: Unless it's Officer Krupke Had to google it. Link to post Share on other sites
LittleMe Jewell 38,165 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Quite a few in SL would get arrested on prostitution charges. 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Syo Emerald 5,900 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, LittleMe Jewell said: Quite a few in SL would get arrested on prostitution charges. At least thats legal in my country... ...but I would get in trouble for driving an unauthorized vehicle on a street and causing an accident with that vehicle, hitting someones pig in the process. And public nudity, because I sometimes undress in a sandbox. Link to post Share on other sites
Janet Voxel 5,954 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Loitering.... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
LittleMe Jewell 38,165 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Clover Jinx said: Unless it's Officer Krupke Reminds me - there are lots of people that would also get convicted for Impersonating an Officer. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Bitsy Buccaneer 2,746 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Driving on rooftops. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
LexxiXhan 2,695 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Flagrant disregard of building regulations... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Rhonda Huntress 22,836 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Interspecies Erotica 2 2 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Madelaine McMasters 25,836 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 If you know where this is, and you know that I got in, burned it down and got out in under 30 seconds, you'll see the futility of trying to catch me, let alone convict me... 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites
LexxiXhan 2,695 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rhonda Huntress said: Interspecies Erotica With extra time for vague and evasive terminology... Some of us have never been DNA-tested... Link to post Share on other sites
ForrestChild 5,503 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Doing naughty things with tentacles..probably 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Clover Jinx 13,845 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said: If you know where this is, and you know that I got in, burned it down and got out in under 30 seconds, you'll see the futility of trying to catch me, let alone convict me... Did I mention I have a thing for bad girls? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Madelaine McMasters 25,836 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Just now, Clover Jinx said: Did I mention I have a thing for bad girls? Ooooh, I love presents. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Drake1 Nightfire 3,476 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Rhonda Huntress said: Littering. /me moves away from Rhonda... And creating a public nuisance. /me slides back and shakes her hand. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Drake1 Nightfire 3,476 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Murder, arson (back in the day there were arrows that could actually set fire to prims on damage enabled land), necrophilia, *****, littering, noise pollution, and probably a few i missed... Link to post Share on other sites
Talligurl 43,548 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Convicted? They have to catch me first. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ivanova Shostakovich 4,631 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said: If you know where this is, and you know that I got in, burned it down and got out in under 30 seconds, you'll see the futility of trying to catch me, let alone convict me... *points at Maddy* "I don't know her!" 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Claireschen Hesten 7,778 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Madelaine McMasters said: If you know where this is, and you know that I got in, burned it down and got out in under 30 seconds, you'll see the futility of trying to catch me, let alone convict me... I'm sure i went there in my noobier days i definitely remember the hole in the pool wouldn't have a clue where it is these days or if it's still there 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Madelaine McMasters 25,836 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Claireschen Hesten said: I'm sure i went there in my noobier days i definitely remember the hole in the pool wouldn't have a clue where it is these days or if it's still there You'll find the charred remains here... secondlife://Clementina/181/115/61 Edited January 13, 2018 by Madelaine McMasters 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Rhonda Huntress 22,836 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 7 hours ago, LexxiXhan said: 7 hours ago, Rhonda Huntress said: Interspecies Erotica With extra time for vague and evasive terminology... Some of us have never been DNA-tested... Well, there were mermaids and dryads and catgirls and angels and demons and even a human at times. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Dillon Levenque 1,702 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 (edited) 10 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said: Had to google it. What? These kids today! Don't they teach 'em the classics? Sing along with me, all you Jets (or Sharks): Officer Krupke, we're down on our knees, 'Cause no-one likes a fella with a social disease. Officer Krupke, what are we to do? (big finish, now) Gee, Officer Krupke, KRUP YOU! Edited January 13, 2018 by Dillon Levenque They sang it the way I remembered it, not quite the way it's written on the Bernstein site. I didn't remember the 2 'gees' that I originally wrote; for a wonder my menory was correct. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Jerilynn Lemon 1,783 Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dillon Levenque said: What? These kids today! Don't they teach 'em the classics? Sing along with me, all you Jets or Sharks: Gee, Officer Krupke, we're down on our knees, 'Cause no-one likes a fella with a social disease. Gee, Officer Krupke, what are we to do? (big finish, now) Gee, Officer Krupke, KRUP YOU! Reaches over and changes radio stations...Cool!, love me some CCR!!! ♪ bad moon (or is it bathroom?) on the right...♫ 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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