If Second Life was real what crime would you be convicted of?

[Bree Giffen 1,768]

We do a lot of things in SL that would break the law in real life. If SL was real, what crimes do you think you would be convicted of?

For myself, I'd probably be convicted of breaking and entering, trespassing and grand theft of cookies.

[Love Zhaoying 10,190]

I never maintain my property..so I guess it would be condemned.

[Madelaine McMasters 21,018]

Convict?

Me?

I dare ya.

[Rhonda Huntress 19,472]

Littering.

 

 

And creating a public nuisance.

 

[Cindy Evanier 9,232]

Peeping Tom

[Clover Jinx 12,358]

Stopping traffic

 

[Rhonda Huntress 19,472]

16 minutes ago, Bree Giffen said:

breaking and entering, trespassing and grand theft of cookies.

If you don't break or disable security devices, it's not really B&E.

If it is freely accessible to public entry (no B&E) then there must be prominently displayed signs stating no access or it isn't trespassing.

The cookies are all on you, tho.  I'm afraid you will have to do some hard time in the slammer.

[Derekmate 1,359]

But, but Second Life is real we all have an account there (here)

[Innula Zenovka 2,978]

Flying a steampunk dirigible without a pilot's licence.

[Luna Bliss 3,048]

I assaulted a Republican on my sim making disparaging remarks about the poor by ejecting them, experiencing glee when I saw them flailing about at the sim periphery.

[Love Zhaoying 10,190]

Walking about with Lion ears and a tail, with my "bits" hanging out.

[Luna Bliss 3,048]

I rode through a city without any clothes on, on a bicycle. Long ago of course, when I was very young.

[Love Zhaoying 10,190]

4 minutes ago, Luna Bliss said:

I rode through a city without any clothes on, on a bicycle. Long ago of course, when I was very young.

"Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah"

- "Bicycle Race", Queen, album Jazz

[wesleytron 152]

I think I may have run one or two people over while out driving on the Lindens roads, and then just continued on my way without checking to see if they were okay.

[CassieMaia 48]

My auntie (primary account) is never home when I am,  and she lets me wander the grid by myself.  Fortunately, we have been able to evade being reported to Child Protection Services so far.  

[Annika Velde 376]

Assault with a deadly banana.

[moirakathleen 5,600]

I haven't run over any people while out driving, but I think I have caused some property damage along the way.  I'm very quick and reversing and getting back on the road quickly, and getting away before the property owner notices. 

 

[Ceka Cianci 4,557]

I've been on the run for years, in SL..

RL,I admit nothing! \o/

[ChinRey 5,170]

Free thinking

[LittleMe Jewell 24,268]

1 hour ago, Rhonda Huntress said:

If you don't break or disable security devices, it's not really B&E.

If it is freely accessible to public entry (no B&E) then there must be prominently displayed signs stating no access or it isn't trespassing.

 

Maybe, maybe not.  In Colorado, my property and house are considered 'private property' without me putting up any sort of barriers or signs.  If someone came into my house, uninvited, even if the door is unlocked, it is still trespassing.  

[LittleMe Jewell 24,268]

Flying without a license, or even a permit.

Probably violating some sort of zoning law due to the clutter I have on my sky platforms (my RL neighbor would turn me in for sure).

[Derekmate 1,359]

Public nudity ... or that was in rl ? 

[Ivanova Shostakovich 3,972]

   Driving an unregistered, uninsured vehicle, at excessive speeds, off bridges, into canals. Associating with known arsonists. Firing a weapon within city limits. Building and placing houses without permits, and almost certainly violating building codes. Crossbreeding hexed, feral apples.

 

   I'm not bad. I'm just rendered that way.

[Dillon Levenque 1,700]

Loitering. I just happened to be leaning on the streetlamp cuz I was checking my watch, Officer.

[Love Zhaoying 10,190]

1 minute ago, Dillon Levenque said:

Loitering. I just happened to be leaning on the streetlamp cuz I was checking my watch, Officer.

Next time, ask the nice officer if he is "looking to party".  Officers like to party.

If the answer is no, say "Bad cop, no donut!"