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2 hours ago, Love Zhaoying said:

I read way too much gay werewolf romance, every time I see “alpha” on here, that’s what I think about

Teen Wolf x Sparkly Vampire!

 

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Long long ago when I was young and stupid, I remember reading an advertisement in a kid's magazine selling some skate board parts I think.  The first sentence struck a cord with me.

"Hi everyone.  This is your hip cool friend Lars, famous skateboarder from Norway."

Famous?  I've never heard of him so how could he be famous.  We have never met, how could he be my friend? As far as I knew he was nothing but a lying sell out which is not hip or cool. By this point I start to wonder if he was really from Norway or if ever there was this skateboarder named Lars at all?

Then it hit me. Anyone who has to tell you that they are something, are not. It has proven to be a trusted rule for over 30 years after.

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3 minutes ago, Rhonda Huntress said:

Anyone who has to tell you that they are something, are not. It has proven to be a trusted rule for over 30 years after.

So wait.... you're not really a brat wrangler, then?  There goes the rest of my day.  😢

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12 hours ago, Callum Meriman said:

 

Teen Wolf x Sparkly Vampire!

 

Yeah, some of the gay werewolf novels I read also have vampires, dragons, lions, etc.

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23 hours ago, Rolig Loon said:

So wait.... you're not really a brat wrangler, then?  There goes the rest of my day.  😢

Maybe we’re the brats? Or she meant bratwurst?

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23 hours ago, Rhonda Huntress said:

Long long ago when I was young and stupid, I remember reading an advertisement in a kid's magazine selling some skate board parts I think.  The first sentence struck a cord with me.

"Hi everyone.  This is your hip cool friend Lars, famous skateboarder from Norway."

Famous?  I've never heard of him so how could he be famous.  We have never met, how could he be my friend? As far as I knew he was nothing but a lying sell out which is not hip or cool. By this point I start to wonder if he was really from Norway or if ever there was this skateboarder named Lars at all?

Then it hit me. Anyone who has to tell you that they are something, are not. It has proven to be a trusted rule for over 30 years after.

Hi everyone. This is your hip cool friend Belinda. Famous fashion icon from the UK. 🕵️♀️😏

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On 12/3/2018 at 3:39 PM, Rolig Loon said:

So wait.... you're not really a brat wrangler, then?  There goes the rest of my day.  😢

   I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why Rhonda was a bat wrangler... and what, exactly,  a bat wrangler was.

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21 minutes ago, Love Zhaoying said:

I’ve noticed that if you curse loudly, it upsets people. But if you whisper curses, it’s sexy.

I'll remember that next time I am in a dark alley.  I'm not sure which option will give me the better advantage.

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3 hours ago, Callum Meriman said:

Today (Thursday 6th of December 2018) is "Put on your own Shoes Day"

https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/put-on-your-own-shoes-day/

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   Do you mean for the last 364 days, someone else was supposed to be putting on my shoes for me? Oooh, somebody around here owes me, big time.

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27 minutes ago, Ivanova Shostakovich said:

   I saw a fox run across a road this morning. They run differently than coyotes.

They are a bit tinier too  

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6 minutes ago, Ivanova Shostakovich said:

   I saw a fox run across a road this morning. They run differently than coyotes.

I've heard it said that foxes are cat software running on dog hardware. That matches my observations, particularly in winter when I see them prowling for mice.

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