lostsoul2017 138 Posted December 4, 2017 On 7/27/2017 at 6:00 AM, Klytyna said: Just do what most SL guys do... Buy a Prison Gym Steroid Abuse Body, marinade it in dark orange spray tan for 72 hours, add some gheto-thug wannabe tattoos, a gold medallion, some baggy crotch at knee height jeans and a pair of canoe sized Faddidas-Crike Clown-Max Inflatable Designer Running Shoes (tm) and some really really bad 'used janitor mop' hair. Then tp to a sim with women on it, walk up to the group, say "HELLO LAYDEEEEEES!" after which you stand silently, with your viewer cam-locked on the largest pair of boobs, lean back in your chair, take your hands off the keyboard and press them both to your temples, and concentrate really hard while chanting the mantra... "The Power of Macho Compels You... IM Me and beg for sex... Please?" Over and over for about an hour, then tp to a different sim, rinse and repeat. Congratulations, you have learned the Art of the Class 1 Loiterer. Note, if you cave in and IM them, you will be downgraded to a Class 2 and forced to live in Eternal Shame because your Macho failed! *chokes on the coffee he is drinking* O M G... THIS! all of this! ROFL that comment needs to be voted the best comment ever written on this board. as a connoisseur of snark and all things funny, i just want to say that i have not had to hit myself on the back to try to stop myself from coughing due to laughing while drinking in a VERY long time. having been on the internet for a very long time, i thought i had read everything funny at least once but it's amazing how sometimes people can still surprise you. Klytyna, i love your sense of humor. keep it up! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Love Zhaoying 10,085 Posted December 4, 2017 18 minutes ago, lostsoul2017 said: if you cave in and IM them In the IM, there are two optional choices which may enhance your chances: either ask for L$, or offer L$. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anna2358 913 Posted December 27, 2017 On 7/27/2017 at 1:00 PM, Klytyna said: Just do what most SL guys do... Buy a Prison Gym Steroid Abuse Body, marinade it in dark orange spray tan for 72 hours, add some gheto-thug wannabe tattoos, a gold medallion, some baggy crotch at knee height jeans and a pair of canoe sized Faddidas-Crike Clown-Max Inflatable Designer Running Shoes (tm) and some really really bad 'used janitor mop' hair. Then tp to a sim with women on it, walk up to the group, say "HELLO LAYDEEEEEES!" after which you stand silently, with your viewer cam-locked on the largest pair of boobs, lean back in your chair, take your hands off the keyboard and press them both to your temples, and concentrate really hard while chanting the mantra... "The Power of Macho Compels You... IM Me and beg for sex... Please?" Over and over for about an hour, then tp to a different sim, rinse and repeat. Congratulations, you have learned the Art of the Class 1 Loiterer. Note, if you cave in and IM them, you will be downgraded to a Class 2 and forced to live in Eternal Shame because your Macho failed! Poor old you Klyt. Not getting any? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akasha Sternberg 4,248 Posted December 27, 2017 been there, done that, tried this and that and .... had enough of it tbh... FL Sex is enough for both me and Kasha (and all other characters in Games and Roleplays and Universes...I do have a few) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhonda Huntress 19,463 Posted December 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Akasha Sternberg said: FL Sex is enough for both me and Kasha Hey!! I was starting to wonder what happened to you. And ... I call dibs on your share of SL sex. They are not mutually exclusive, you know. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janetosilio 2,741 Posted December 27, 2017 Getting some prim nookie can be fun every once in a while. I enjoy the erotic literature portion, ie emotes. It’s not easy to find people that are into co-writing a good vignette. It’s just not easy to find. Not sure how much of a demand there is for it, but that’s what I like. So I’m good with waiting for someone that enjoys it too. Please don’t do emotes like this either. “Edge-lord rapes you!” Or “Edge-lord flips you over and pulls up your skirt THEN rapes you! “ those are power emotes....not cool. Also if you decide to go the route Klytana described. Please don’t mic up if you look like Mr. Tough Edgelord and you sound like Kermit the Frog or Gilbert Godfried. You will totally destroy the illusion you created and I will totally laugh at you. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madelaine McMasters 20,524 Posted December 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, janetosilio said: Please don’t do emotes like this either. “Edge-lord rapes you!” Or “Edge-lord flips you over and pulls up your skirt THEN rapes you! “ those are power emotes....not cool. What about: "Madelaine, seeing your irresistible self draped over her bed, lunges at you with more power than necessary and knocks herself out on the headboard"? 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janetosilio 2,741 Posted December 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said: What about: "Madelaine, seeing your irresistible self draped over her bed, lunges at you with more power than necessary and knocks herself out on the headboard"? Perfect! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivanova Shostakovich 3,817 Posted December 27, 2017 26 minutes ago, Madelaine McMasters said: "Madelaine, seeing your irresistible self draped over her bed, lunges at you with more power than necessary and knocks herself out on the headboard"? "Hmm.... Now what did she do with that key?... Oh crap." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clover Jinx 12,348 Posted December 27, 2017 *commands herself to "wiggle her big toe"* 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lostsoul2017 138 Posted December 27, 2017 6 hours ago, janetosilio said: Getting some prim nookie can be fun every once in a while. I enjoy the erotic literature portion, ie emotes. It’s not easy to find people that are into co-writing a good vignette. It’s just not easy to find. Not sure how much of a demand there is for it, but that’s what I like. So I’m good with waiting for someone that enjoys it too. when i finally run across someone that can emote and has a good writing style it really does make my SL day. i have to admit that i do fanboy on them right away. especially if they use something sexy like full sentences. Please don’t do emotes like this either. “Edge-lord rapes you!” Or “Edge-lord flips you over and pulls up your skirt THEN rapes you! “ those are power emotes....not cool. and to add to what you said here, please also do not do "ah ah ah, oh god, oh god" "f me , f me" "ah ah ah" and repeating tha 15 times. to you it might be the height of passion. to the other person, not so much. Also if you decide to go the route Klytana described. Please don’t mic up if you look like Mr. Tough Edgelord and you sound like Kermit the Frog or Gilbert Godfried. You will totally destroy the illusion you created and I will totally laugh at you. THIS here..is the reason you will never find me on voice during ANY SLexing or naughty talk. there is just something not right about a guy that sounds like mickey mouse on helium saying "bend over and grab your ankles TluS. " i'm fairly sure it destroys the illusion if i were EVER to use the words "Who's your daddy, who's your daddy". having to throw some virtual water on someone to wake them up after they pass out from a laughing too hard is not cool. NOT COOL AT ALL. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akasha Sternberg 4,248 Posted December 28, 2017 17 hours ago, Rhonda Huntress said: Hey!! I was starting to wonder what happened to you. And ... I call dibs on your share of SL sex. They are not mutually exclusive, you know. Wonder did happen to me (Wonder - well Memory´s Wonderous Machine is the name of my broken laptop ^^ which is not fixed yet) and - sure have it^^ have it for all my chars if you wish - all the "further" life sex for you ;P Do you want me to wrap a ribbon round it? ^^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madelaine McMasters 20,524 Posted December 28, 2017 On 12/27/2017 at 5:07 AM, Akasha Sternberg said: been there, done that, tried this and that and .... had enough of it tbh... FL Sex is enough for both me and Kasha (and all other characters in Games and Roleplays and Universes...I do have a few) Welcome back, however much that is, Kiddo! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skirtsdown 5 Posted January 6, 2018 On 7/26/2017 at 11:31 PM, kurt28 said: How many of you ladies are into SL sex? Just wondering if I need to get good at it or not. It's pretty much the only reason I log in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derekmate 1,359 Posted January 7, 2018 On 27/12/2017 at 3:40 PM, janetosilio said: Getting some prim nookie can be fun every once in a while. I enjoy the erotic literature portion, ie emotes. It’s not easy to find people that are into co-writing a good vignette. It’s just not easy to find. Not sure how much of a demand there is for it, but that’s what I like. So I’m good with waiting for someone that enjoys it too. Please don’t do emotes like this either. “Edge-lord rapes you!” Or “Edge-lord flips you over and pulls up your skirt THEN rapes you! “ those are power emotes....not cool. Also if you decide to go the route Klytana described. Please don’t mic up if you look like Mr. Tough Edgelord and you sound like Kermit the Frog or Gilbert Godfried. You will totally destroy the illusion you created and I will totally laugh at you. Bad experience with Edge-lord ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janetosilio 2,741 Posted January 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Derekmate said: Bad experience with Edge-lord ? Nope, they’re funny. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derekmate 1,359 Posted January 7, 2018 On 27/07/2017 at 4:31 AM, kurt28 said: How many of you ladies are into SL sex? Just wondering if I need to get good at it or not. Just as much as in real life, if you happy being a one pump chump then no. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasanta23 2 Posted January 10, 2018 I enjoy making love to my husband irl; we do it least twice a day, but couple days a week I ***** my sl boyfriend on here and the sessions are really good... because we have good roleplay. Yes, my husband knows I play this and prefers it as this is only a game and for fun, I would never cheat on him irl, to me sl isnt cheat as its only avis doing sexual poses so to answer your question I enjoy both sex ;-) 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EjeFief 19 Posted February 27, 2018 Since I'm into CGI porn, I find SL sex quite satisfying, that is, if the animations are nice and the poses align. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wulfie Reanimator 1,683 Posted April 6, 2018 (edited) On 7/27/2017 at 6:31 AM, kurt28 said: How many of you ladies are into SL sex? Just wondering if I need to get good at it or not. That's a pretty funny (in its honesty) way to open a thread and you can read between the lines (or words?) to make it even funnier. "I'm not good enough at it, but I'll practice if girls are into it!" Who are you going to practice with if you're not good enough? Yourself? Other guys? On 7/27/2017 at 8:45 PM, Atosuria Daviau said: 100% pointless what is the fun in watching to 3d models bump uglies using a poorly made animation loop. I know I'm late to the thread but the adult section isn't exactly busy and this post got me ranting in my head. Assuming you're a person who doesn't think "SL/internet friends aren't real friends," you know that social interaction (which sex is) isn't pointless or meaningless. Put yourself in the shoes of someone trying to explain how the person you've never met is your closest friend, to someone who doesn't think that could ever be possible. That's how difficult it is to explain that sex in SL can be very intimate, exciting and/or important, just like it could be IRL. Sex in SL can be even better than porn for some people, all it requires is the right mindset and imagination. In SL, you are directly involved with what's happening. Your avatar represents something about you and it's your own creation, even if the individual components were created by other people. The same goes for the other person's avatar. You're not just passively "watching porn" that someone else created in its entirety and is the same experience every time, while in SL you can interact with and influence another person who is just as real as you, even if there are virtual dolls separating you. And it doesn't even matter if the animations or avatars involved are poor quality. Animations can be overlooked. In most cases you have some kind of attachment to your avatar and if you have any sort of attachment to another person, your bias can overcome their avatar's appearance to some degree. Heck, if I showed off my avatars/screenshots from 2010, they'd probably be laughed at or hated (even by myself). But at the time, and in the memories I have of those events, it didn't/doesn't matter. Perception and pleasure is all in your head. It doesn't matter if the stimulus is coming from "real life" or online. P.S. Of course there is also the upside of being able to explore yourself and even do things that are physically impossible in the real world, but what I've said doesn't have to apply to that. You could be having the most vanilla sex imaginable, and it could still be exciting and meaningful. Edited April 6, 2018 by Wulfie Reanimator 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donna Underall 1,185 Posted September 9, 2018 On 1/10/2018 at 6:25 AM, Vasanta23 said: I enjoy making love to my husband irl; we do it least twice a day, but couple days a week I ***** my sl boyfriend on here and the sessions are really good... because we have good roleplay. Yes, my husband knows I play this and prefers it as this is only a game and for fun, I would never cheat on him irl, to me sl isnt cheat as its only avis doing sexual poses so to answer your question I enjoy both sex ? I love my husband and making love to him is amazing. But I have a boyfriend in SL too, and when we make love he makes me feel amazing too. It's not the same and that's why I want both of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AyelaNewLife 1,936 Posted September 11, 2018 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamyourneighbour 348 Posted September 20, 2018 SL sex is like handshakes you will not have lack of it unless you are like the creepy god-uncle MrStarman 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
carolinestravels 154 Posted September 21, 2018 On 7/28/2017 at 4:16 AM, kurt28 said: I have had SL sex a few times with the same person. And while I was into that person, I really didn't get into the avatars bumping uglies like Atosuria said. It seems pointless to me too because it's nothing like the real thing. I just figured with my luck all the girls would be into it. Nice to see that some of them are not. Hi Kurt, I do it quite a lot. Some of it I even publish here. There you also find a "how to guide" about sex in Second Life. And yes you need to get good at it. To be more precise, you need to: 1. Make sure you have a really nice and sexy avatar, not a freebie avi nor a Schwarzenegger macho style avatar. 2. Learn how to emote. The role play aspect is even more important than the visual aspect for most residents who are into Slex. 3. Get some nice sex huds and practice to use them. However if the graphics and animations are the most important aspect for you, you might actually want try another game called 3dxchat. You find a video about on their website here: 3dxchat video. Btw: I offer inworld classes for (sex)beginners. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wulfie Reanimator 1,683 Posted September 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, carolinestravels said: nor a Schwarzenegger macho style avatar. What if I think that's sexy? Is that bad? 14 minutes ago, carolinestravels said: 3. Get some nice sex huds and practice to use them. These are entirely, 100% unnecessary and optional. Having one doesn't make you good by default, nor are you better at it because you have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites