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Ok.. uhmm.. hypothetically speking, yah... I am goin out with this geezer fer about 2 weeks, now... but I have had a hotness for him since many moons ago. So he told me he is the 16th illegitimate cousin of the Spencer family and he work as a Gynaecologist in a L&D clinic here in SL ... I sed to myself.. brilliant! I'm gonna marry me a rich toff!

Things was going along fine.. but I also notice he always busy and unable to be online so much. I mean I use V2 all the time I can't tell if he is hiding or just busy in RL being the royal illegitimate cousin and all.. what do they do, BTW? Do they wear pretty wigs and sit drinking tea and smoking pipe while uttering difficult words with their nasal voice all day?

So I told you liek I'm crazy in love with this guy but he is seldom online. Just last night he sed he was counting the time to meet me and he never turned up! I thought he got kidnapped by some knob head and was holding him for a ransom. It turns out he was busy in a meeting.

Anyway, early today I was off to many sims looking for some cute cuddle poses fer my new lands, when I saw these pictures of a threesome sods doing what my hippy grandparents used to do. Guess what!!?? One of the guy was my friggin boyfriend!! I stood there, squinting and zooming and squinting to make sure it wasn't a texture glitch again! No, it was him... I know that hairy mole on his bollocks anywhere within 64m view distance.I mean they were doing from one position to another and it looks like he is liking it so much.

Of course I was crushed! Not only I woke up early morning yesterday so I can meet with him only to be stood up, again.. he also lied of his work. What do I do now? Shall I ask him if that picture was really him? Or should I just be proud becoz my bf is a hot pornstar? Maybe its my fault because I told him I wont have secks with him until we are married? Why do nice girl like me always fall for the bad boys? Where are the nice boys anyway?

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Oh, he just has the same skin as hundreds if not thousands of other avies.

Or were you talking about a RL pic? In that case, your rich toff of a geezer most likely is trying to pass off a pic that he downloaded from the interwebz as his own. Which would lead me to question his whole background story.

BTW, what is a L&D clinic?

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I'm assuming it's one of the labor and delivery clinics for those who want to get pregnant and give birth in SL.


Griffin Ceawlin wrote:

Oh, he just has the same skin as hundreds if not thousands of other avies.

Or were you talking about a RL pic? In that case, your rich toff of a geezer most likely is trying to pass off a pic that he downloaded from the interwebz as his own. Which would lead me to question his whole background story.

BTW, what is a L&D clinic?

 

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Well shoot .. I think ya needs to TEST him. Set out that thar new cuddle thingie ya bought .. only make both poseballs pink. Then see if he stumbles and stammers when you ask him to cuddle wit ya. It he just grabs one without even thinking .. then you need to seriously consider that maybe he just might be a she in RL .. and playing you for a fool.

But if he wanders away aimlessly .. maybe asks what's for dinner or if you remembered to get more Carlsberg then he's probably just a normal guy with no clue that anyone can see that mole. (Yeah, I know you mentioned it but .. like when did women actually start believing we listen?!?)

However, my cat (the real kind btw) thinks you should wait until he's asleep .. then get ya a REAL big needle and poke that mole a few times. If he doesn't wake up .. then it's a sure thing that's just decorative to make him look important .. like a big shot with intermarried bloodlines kinda thang.

(BTW: Are you serious? No secks till you're married? Hmm .. maybe you better not do that poseball thing. He might get the wrong idea and not even notice they're just cuddles ...)

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Darrius Gothly wrote:

(BTW: Are you serious? No secks till you're married? Hmm .. maybe you better not do that poseball thing. He might get the wrong idea and not even notice they're just cuddles ...)

No, he's a dude alright.... but I am kinda serious with the secks only after marriage. Why not? I mean some people prefers the escorts, some with a sexy bunny, some with a sheep and some wants to be in a polygamy. I want to remain a virgin until I got married.. nothing's wrong with that..

 

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HEH!.. Blondin graced his Lindeness through my posts and I'm getting AR'd here and there.. Did someone sed I should date a furry? But yeah Venus, i'm getting all mixed up... I might just lost me a screw.

Anyway... his royal pain is history. I'm sailing off to Valinor....

PS: May I have Mike modding me next time? Blondin looks like Bruce Lee.. I'm scared of Bruce Lee.. I want Mike.

 

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