Nostoll Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello."Lawyer: "Is your mommy there?"Boy: (whisper) "Yes."Lawyer: "Can I speak with her?"Boy: (whisper) "She's busy."Lawyer: "Is your daddy there?"Boy: (whisper) "Yes."Lawyer: "Can I speak with him?"Boy: (whisper) "He's busy."Lawyer: "Is there anyone else there?"Boy: (whisper) "The fire department."Lawyer: "Can I talk to one of them?"Boy: (whisper) "They're busy."Lawyer: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"Boy: (whisper) "The police department."Lawyer: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"Boy: (whisper) "They're busy."Lawyer: "Let me get this straight, your mother,father, the fire department AND the police departmentare ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHATare they doing?"Boy: (whisper) "They're looking for me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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