LittleMe Jewell Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, Clover Jinx said: I knew my dog was pranking me! Sticking their nose up your butt is a different prank all together. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 7 minutes ago, Clover Jinx said: I knew my dog was pranking me! You're "supposed" to make your dog STOP when it does that! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Maureen Boccaccio said: I wish I could cam in to determine what's on his tongue...or maybe not! Just a guess ... but this would be during a pilgrimage to mecca and the guy has a hit ot acid printed with a picture of The Kaaba in Al-Masjid al-Haram (google to the rescue ) which is the structure behind him. LSD is "painted" onto sheets of paper which are then cut into small, individual pieces. The paper usually has tiny repeating pictures on it to show where to cut for dosage. Micky Mouse as the Sorceror's Apprentice was a famous such image but really, anything will do. So ... in a Christian analogy, he went to the Vatican for Easter mass with a hit of LCD printed with a crucifix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Zhaoying Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rhonda Huntress said: the guy has a hit ot acid Interesting that I guessed the same thing. Could be that I guessed from "experience" lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 (edited) 137 minutes to go, then I am free for 11 days [eta] 71 minutes [[last edit] Make that 3 minutes. My boss just walked out the door Edited December 15, 2017 by Rhonda Huntress 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 My Secret Santa was FAST! Coat and scarf from Santa. I have been looking for an overcoat for at least two weeks, too. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rhonda Huntress said: My Secret Santa was FAST! Mine was super fast too. Whereas, it will likely take me all weekend to find the perfect gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Just now, LittleMe Jewell said: Mine was super fast too. Whereas, it will likely take me all weekend to find the perfect gift. I know. I have an idea of what to get; now I have to find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) Every time I log in, I get to see search waiting with all the adult ads pre-loaded. I seldom notice what's there any more as I close it by habit, but today I see .... "Kick back at ****** and let us find the girl or girls who'll give you what you really want." Great! What I really want is to have my house deep cleaned for Christmas. Behind the stove, all the base boards spotless, and cat hair - god, the cat hair - completely gone for once. Yeah ... that's what I really want. It's my fantasy and I feel all warm inside just thinking about it. /me sighs longingly. Edited December 16, 2017 by Rhonda Huntress 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Rhonda Huntress said: Great! What I really want is to have my house deep cleaned for Christmas. Behind the stove, all the base boards spotless, and cat hair - god, the cat hair - completely gone for once. Yeah ... that's what I really want. It's my fantasy and I feel all warm inside just thinking about it. OMG - That would be the BEST Christmas present EVER !!! /me wonders if she could get the kids and hubby to understand a hint or two - or maybe blunt is the best approach. Edited December 16, 2017 by LittleMe Jewell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Boccaccio Posted December 19, 2017 Author Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) Got my giftie - thanks, Secret Santa! ETA: Egad, my eyes are skeery! Edited December 19, 2017 by Maureen Boccaccio 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Clover had a bad day Monday ... so, especially for Clover but also everyone else here: That would be a very nice day indeed. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clover Jinx Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolinaSchoen Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 On 3/27/2017 at 5:17 PM, LittleMe Jewell said: You can post here multiple times a day if it pleases you. I'm gonna second that, haha how's everybody doing? ❤️? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolinaSchoen Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) Today's b!tch of the day: Companies that no longer give you a phone number to call them for support issues, but instead request your phone number and they will call you -- except that for some reason, half the time, them calling you fails. Edited December 20, 2017 by LittleMe Jewell 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clover Jinx Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Our Horoscope: Taurus December 20th, 2017 A sudden windfall may surprise you with unexpected money or love. However, you must be open to receiving the cosmic goodies or they could pass you by unnoticed. Enjoy the fleeting pleasures as electric Uranus harmonizes with your key planet Venus, zapping your 8th House of Regeneration. Sharing your emotions can catalyze your revitalization. An improvement in your finances elevates your spirit. But today’s positive momentum won’t likely last, so make the most of it while you have the chance. The cosmos is into some freaky stuff, but if it helps my finances, I'll try anything once =~.^= 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Clover Jinx said: The cosmos is into some freaky stuff, but if it helps my finances, I'll try anything once =~.^= So ... I need to give you a hundred bucks and buy you an electric butt plug to help heal your scraped hand? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 I need this! 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Boccaccio Posted December 21, 2017 Author Share Posted December 21, 2017 In 90 minutes, My office closes for the winter holiday break. These will be the lonnnnngesssssst 90 minutes evah! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clover Jinx Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I have to do a full day, but my break starts tomorrow! Office xmas potluck is today so we're not getting anything done =~.^= 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Today's B!tch - When the damn printer will not let you print a document in black ink only simply because one of your 'colors' is out. Stupid technology. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Some days a child's laughter is all it takes to remind me that there is still hope for humanity. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mia Nova Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Never say die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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