Xerxes Kingstop Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 53 minutes ago, Kymrie said: Bees That is what I was thinking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rioko Bamaisin Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Xerxes Kingstop said: That is what I was thinking. I could be wrong but I think she wants to prank people not inflict injury...but what do I know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleMe Jewell Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Rhonda Huntress said: My husband said "condoms" but I'm going with Cherry Jello. If you decide to go with condoms, I thnk you should find some mini-dildos to toss in also. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Rioko Bamaisin said: I could be wrong but I think she wants to prank people not inflict injury...but what do I know. Right. However I do appreciate the comedic mental picture of whacking a bee hive with a stick. Especially if I can find a bee hive shaped pinata. Edited July 9, 2017 by Rhonda Huntress 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerxes Kingstop Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) I took the idea from a longstanding internet meme that goes something like: I don't want people to mourn at my funeral. I want them to celebrate. They should have a party with a piñata - but then lets put bees in the piñata. I don't want them to have TOO much fun. So yeah, a bee-shaped piñata sounds good. A local street vendor with a glorious booth of piñatas in many styles has one shaped like Winnie the Pooh. I think that would be great, too - not that I'm such a Milne fan but just because it amuses the hell outta me to say "Pooh piñata" but that's just me. Edited July 9, 2017 by Xerxes Kingstop 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kymrie Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Rioko Bamaisin said: I could be wrong but I think she wants to prank people not inflict injury...but what do I know. Oh alright, then I guess I'll switch to bouncy balls. Break open the pinata, and boing! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerxes Kingstop Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 2 hours ago, LittleMe Jewell said: If you decide to go with condoms, I thnk you should find some mini-dildos to toss in also. dilditos 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon Levenque Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 35 minutes ago, Xerxes Kingstop said: dilditos Bueno, Senor. Mui bueno. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerxes Kingstop Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) . Edited July 11, 2017 by Xerxes Kingstop 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rioko Bamaisin Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Mondays are always rough. However, Mondays after a vacation are the worst. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerxes Kingstop Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talligurl Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 The best Mondays are Mondays after a weekend with the In-Laws. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elora Lunasea Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, Rioko Bamaisin said: Mondays are always rough. However, Mondays after a vacation are the worst. So much this! I've been off since the 1st. I go back to work tomorrow. It's been a very relaxing 10 days, mostly home with some local trips inbetween. I'm dreading my desk Edited July 10, 2017 by Elora Lunasea 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmperorNapoleonBonaparte Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 (edited) I'm on a wanted poster even though I've been busy conquering the world. Seeing myself there makes me angry, as I believe I deserve to be praised for the goods instead of being thought of as an evil person. Edited July 11, 2017 by EmperorNapoleonBonaparte 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurseSmile Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 On 7/5/2017 at 6:01 AM, Nostoll said: * stopped browsing to watch the gif* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nostoll Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rioko Bamaisin Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 4 hours ago, Nostoll said: I need one of those for work. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 I need to make another conscious effort to be nice. Maybe supportive would be a better word. So with that objective in mind, what is the best compliment someone can receive? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rioko Bamaisin Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Rhonda Huntress said: I need to make another conscious effort to be nice. Maybe supportive would be a better word. So with that objective in mind, what is the best compliment someone can receive? Telling them they are smart/clever/intelligent have great ideas. Something along those lines. I find those compliments much more meaningful to me than someone telling me my boobs are hawt. Just saying. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clover Jinx Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Or saying someone is a cannibal cause they're a shrimp eating a shrimp. *growls* 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Clover Jinx said: Or saying someone is a cannibal cause they're a shrimp eating a shrimp. *growls* But it was funny! OK, so I was the only one laughing ... I like you because you are smart, clever and have great ideas! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerxes Kingstop Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Rioko Bamaisin said: Telling them they are smart/clever/intelligent have great ideas. Something along those lines. I find those compliments much more meaningful to me than someone telling me my boobs are hawt. Just saying. So would something like "Your clever boobs inspire hawt ideas." be effective as all-purpose flattery? Edited July 11, 2017 by Xerxes Kingstop 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clover Jinx Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rhonda Huntress said: But it was funny! OK, so I was the only one laughing ... I like you because you are smart, clever and have great ideas! *prepares to pounce* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 @Clover Jinx When I was a child, we were dirt poor. Not as poor as some others because we did eat almost every day, but still poor. I learned at an early age that you should not want what you can't have. Wanting brings nothing but hurt. Now I have you and I want more. We make do with a few hours here and an evening there but I want so much more. It burns in my chest. My arms literally ache to hold you and yes I mean LITERALLY. I know you understand what I feel. It hurts to want. But for reasons completely contrary to what I learned as a child, it makes me happy to want you more. We have been together for nine years. I have never ever even considered regretting opening my heart to you. What happened to the 5 year argument or the 7 year itch relationships are supposed to stumble with? I don't know. It does not mater. All I care is to hear those three magic words when you say "thank you, Mistress." You are a wonder to be near. I am so proud of you. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clover Jinx Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 (edited) *purrs loudly as she curls up at Rhonda's feet* Edited July 11, 2017 by Clover Jinx visual 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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