Ian Undercroft Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 The best? The worst? Tell us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Clarence Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Would you like to go back to my little Linden home for some coffee and couch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caitlin Tobias Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 A/S/L ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus Petrov Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 A best: 'Your eyes are sublime. I fall into them.' A worst: 'U r hot. Sex?' (this was the one and only line from them before i closed the IM box) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claireschen Hesten Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 the worst would be "would you have sex with me" and thats before they've introduced them self and taken you on a few dates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naiki Muliaina Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Best ever. How you doin? :smileywink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Ahren Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I just purchased my equipment today. Would you like to help me try it out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lia Abbot Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Does you want teh secks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Ian, I know this will sound silly but I just adore what you have done with yourself. It is hard for a man to find his style in SL with so little choice in clothes but you are heartbreakingly gorgeous; never metro and just macho enough to make me want to curl up on your chest and purr like a kitten. Or maybe .... Get on the poseball. No, you take the PINK ball; today I am driving. Most often received: Hi Most hated: Sup Worst: ur sexy Most liked: May i kneel before You, Miss Rhonda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphiel Galaxy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 The best and the worse would have to be ..."If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peewee Musytari Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Best...hmmm...err....Nope, they are all cringeworthy Worst...."u has huse I sexx u yes?" - Completely random IM at Ahern Had a totally sick one once that I AR`d but can`t post that here lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhonda Huntress Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Seraphiel Galaxy wrote: The best and the worse would have to be ..."If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphiel Galaxy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Rhonda Huntress wrote: Seraphiel Galaxy wrote: The best and the worse would have to be ..."If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Undercroft Posted April 8, 2011 Author Share Posted April 8, 2011 I'm think that "good" or "bad", they're all cringeworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dresden Ceriano Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Albatross? ...Dres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cali Souther Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Naiki Muliaina wrote: Best ever. How you doin? :smileywink: hahahaha !!! That was a great one! My son used to imitate him, soooo cute! My least favorite after A/S/L is..... "So what are you wearing?" I'm 300 miles away, wtf does it matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoiselleErin Teardrop Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 When I IM someone, I let them know the specific reason why I am bothering them. I expect the same. Avatars that are playing the typing animations, I cannot take seriously, that anim is too much of a distraction and one mark of a noob or idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon Levenque Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Cali Souther wrote: My least favorite after A/S/L is..... "So what are you wearing?" Ahh, Cali. That one was useful, back in the pre 'Do Not Call' days. It was my favorite response to female telemarketers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Danube Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 I have a few bests and worsts. The best: Hey good looking, I like your style. The worst: ... He was a bot! :smileysad: The best: after reading my real life profile.. "This is not your paperclip I pulled from my carotid artery is it?" The worst: after reading my real life profile.. " I, too, killed someone in RL" (she was serious!) The best: The house is nice and pretty, like you The worst: My house was in a mess The best: If you like, I can show you my **beep, beep,tuuuttt** (there mods, I bleeped if for you) a lady friend gave me The worst: It was the Freenis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squashy Beeswing Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Worst: "I love the smell of fresh ***** in the morning" (no, they weren't talking about coffee). Dullest: "Hi" followed by "H R U?" (Since i don't know you from Adam, how can i reasonably answer that except to say, "fine, thanks" which doesn't even begin to cover it. Or d'you really want to know the finer details? I suspect not). Best: If they comment on something in my profile i'm pretty much okay with that. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squashy Beeswing Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 MoiselleErin Teardrop wrote: When I IM someone, I let them know the specific reason why I am bothering them. I expect the same. Yes. And this is why i don't wish to hear "Hi" followed by a ringing silence. It makes my heart sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Danube Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Randall Ahren wrote: I just purchased my equipment today. Would you like to help me try it out? Wait, Randall? Is that good or a bad thing? :smileywink: the reason i asked, is because I just asked someone randomly last night to try those couple pose balls for my new parcels build and I had no one with me. He refused of course.. :smileysad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn Morani Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 No opening line, just a pic of the guy's RL naked hard-on. That's when I was a noob. I learned the hard way not to accept pics from random strangers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceka Cianci Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Worst IM lines to me are the ones that start with some RP that has me in some situation that feels like it's right out of a bad pron movie or some bad friday the 13th girlfriend waiting for the boyfriend to get back with the beers that will make teh sex ooh so much better scene..All before saying hello StrangerInTeh Night:Walking passed the womens shower room at the gym i notice a light under the door..*Wondering to myself * Who would be here after closing.I sneak into the shower room to investigate.I notice womens clothes on the bench outside the shower .Slowly i sneak looking around the corner and notice you in the shower with your back to me..(He goes into descriptions of how the water bounces off my body and soap dripping and other stuff while watching me neked all while sneaking up on meh in teh showers) Standing only inches behind you i lean to your ear whispering*.It looks like i caught a tresspasser.. Ceka Cianci: Relaxing in a hot shower after teaching her last KungFu class of the day..Thinking everyone else has gone home and is all alone in the building she begins to sing a song that her father used to sing to her everynight after tucking her into bed. ...Singing while rinsing the shampoo from her hair she is startled by hearing a voice in her ear as arms wrap around her.. *WHO THE HELL !!! * Quickly she reacts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anita61 Anatine Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 most stupid: Are you on skype? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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