Void Singer Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Elric Anatine wrote: Why does the Universe hate me? because it can. I find it therapeutic to hate it back (not useful, but I feel better) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blot Brickworks Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I would like to complain about my toothache that has lasted 10 days.............Please feel free to feel my pain......Instead of me.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opensource Obscure Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I'd like to complain about Second Life Forums being full of whiners AND "Ignore this user" feature being not available. If at least one of these problems were resolved I'd be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Silverspar Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Kattatonia, I think you've found your calling! :smileyvery-happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasya Sciavo Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I'd like to complain about transparent apologists and shills labelling paying customers who dare to criticise and/or object to dumb fool policies as 'whiners'. Ask any successful company who they truly value....the 'yes' men or the critical customer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I've actually tried petitioning for the latter (the former is pointless) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janelle Darkstone Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I'd like to complain about my Backspace key. I'll have a reply all typed out to some posts that's snarky, sarcastic. condescending, derailing and sometimes just downright mean.. and then I'll think better of it and use the backspace key and not send it. While you're at it, can you fix the steering wheel in my truck? There was a crowd of hipsters on the street corner one day and I couldn't bring myself to run them over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryanne Solo Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I would like to complain that not one.. hear me ^- !? NOT ONE.. person has bought any food to this thread.. How am I supposed to read all the complaints without F0.0D I ask u o.0 *shakes head *rolls iii's and clicks another browser tab... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Mistwood Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Fine! Here is your wine and cheese, Maryanne. I'd just like to complain that I couldn't find a decent red wine for this post. What is this world coming too??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogboat Taurog Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 red wine and cheese? the wine will kill the flavour of the cheese. :smileysad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abigail Merlin Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I would like to complain about the ability to complain but I fear my complain about the ability to complain won't make it in the complain department where complains about the ability to complain can be complained... I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Singer Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 methinks there was plenty of wine and cheese in this thread before the picture =P (or is that whine and cheesy?) it's your own fault that you brought no popcorn =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kattatonia Wickentower Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 Gracious Complainers, I see that I have been derelict in my duties, AWOL so to speak, and have not addressed complaints in months, I beg your pardons and rest assured I will return to my post, and give each complaint the attention it deserves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kattatonia Wickentower Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 My dear Madlyne, Software can be very frustrating, I am so sorry you are having such trouble. I hope that you understand however that this Complaint Department is a fictitious entity. This thread offers no solutions to complaints, our purpose is to offer insincere sympathy, to lighten the emotional burdens of the complainers, and perhaps to make them smile. You are not just a complainer my dear, you have an actual problem. Perhaps your post would be better served in the Second Life answers forum, where they actually try to solve problems. Or try downloading the Phoenix Viewer instead, they seem to be very good at these technical issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat Furse Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 :matte-motes-big-grin-wink: *meows* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogboat Taurog Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 dear Ms Wickentower, i would like to complain about my neighbour who continuously bangs on my wall whilst i am playing my trumpet in the early hours of the morning. thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kattatonia Wickentower Posted August 3, 2011 Author Share Posted August 3, 2011 Demure Demonge wrote: Hey - message for LL My partner and I love our phoenix and definitely dont want to go over to firestorm or viewer 2, we hate both of them.. many others in SL feel the same too .. WE NEED PHOENIX TO STAY - not going over to viewer 2 or firestorm Dearest complainer and partner, I am so glad that you love your viewer. However, that is not really a complaint, is it? I'm afraid that your message for LL will not be heard in this venue. This is an imaginary complaint department. LL neither endorses nor opposes my dedication to listening to complaints here. I don't imagine they actually pay much attention to me to be honest with you. However, I can truly sympathize with your desire to stop time from progressing and technology from evolving. I rather wish that is was still 1977, personally. If it's any comfort to you, I do not think that Phoenix will change very much from now on. As mesh comes online though your view of SL will increasingly be populated with cubes. For example, you may see your friends start wearing outfits that look like this to you: where others with the v2 codebase viewers will see: If that doesn't bother you, then by all means, continue to use Phoenix. I plan to keep using it for as long as I can. ETA: Photos in this post were borrowed from the Fab Free Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keli Kyrie Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I would like to complain that there is no image in the OP. How can you have office hours if you don't put up a sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn Morani Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Dear Ms. Wickentower, I would like to file a formal complaint against a fellow forum poster, and I've been advised that this is correct department for such grievances. First, a little history. I do not like eggs. In fact, I despise them—a fact which has previously been well documented in the forum on a previous occasion. Which leads us to today's events. I have been absent from the forum for some time due to RL priorities. Upon announcing my return less than two hours ago and requesting that my forum friends point me toward "can't miss" threads that I may have missed during my sabbatical, a certain forum poster (we'll call her KK) had the nerve—The Nerve!!!—to send me to this thread. It was all I could do to keep down my lunch. I thought I had the stomach for anything that takes place in these forums, but this thread has caused me to reconsider. Have I any recourse against such nauseous content? Sincerely, An Adamant Egg Hater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suella Ember Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I'd like to complain in the strongest possible terms that there was a big pile of cheese in this thread and no-one bothered to inform me. I will be writing to my local MP about this travesty forthwith! Yours angrily, Suella Ember P.S. On a much less important note i'd also like to complain about the fact that the sky is falling, SL ate my baby, LL stole my soul etc etc :smileyindifferent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ Darwin Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Dear Quinn: Not wanting to steal Katt's role here, in her absences may I suggest you seek some help from the person who opened office in the post just ahead of yours. According to her sign she is open and rather shall we say inexpensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ Darwin Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 That's pretty cheesy that they never told you, bugger's. Oh can I join your complaint I don't really have my own to make? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn Morani Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 DQ Darwin wrote: Dear Quinn: Not wanting to steal Katt's role here, in her absences may I suggest you seek some help from the person who opened office in the post just ahead of yours. According to her sign she is open and rather shall we say inexpensive. I believe that is what is known as a conflict of interest, given that said poster is also the guilty party against whom my complaint is directed. Maybe I should sue her for intestinal distress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keli Kyrie Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 OMG your are back less then 3 hours and you are talking about suing already. :smileysurprised: Where is that guy that said he would be my lawyer... he is in one of these threads somewhere.... over here.... no I think over there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQ Darwin Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Tristizia Demonista wrote: Hmm, what browser do you use, the internal or an external one ? Try to switch this in prefs and see if there is a change. Also, can you view your profile on the web if you go to : https://my.secondlife.com/curious.zsun ? That screen shot was taken using the internal browser. Following the link you posted I can see my own but that will become a pain in the backside if I can't have that open automatically when I click on someones profile. At least I know there is a work around. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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