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smiley :manhappy: reaches for a can-opener as he mistakenly thinks smiley :robotsurprised: is a can of beer.  

as he fastens the can-opener to the lid and presses down - smiley :womansad: begins to cry.  

what's wrong asks smiley :manhappy: of smiley :womansad: ?  

smiley :smileyvery-happy: is rolf; and yelling: do it! do it!  smiley :womansad: weeps louder.

smiley :smileymad: didn't want to witness...but it was too late as smiley :manhappy: did it; he opened the top of :robotsurprised:'s head.  

beer went everywhere.  :smileysurprised:

 

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That is the peculiar thing about emoticons.  They tend to reproduce at a phenomenal rate and in doing so their rate of mutation accelerates.  So as one travels the internet, they happen upon little conclaves of inbred smileys with a limited variety of obscure meanings...:smileywink:

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Wilhiam Hydraconis wrote:

OMG .. what a cruel story.. 
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o.O
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All that beer wasted .. *gasp*
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o.O
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Bad smileys, bad bad bad !!
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It's only a cruel story if you are a smiley shaped like a can.  Please do not AR this thread. 

 

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/me balds his fists in desperation.

>.<

The sheer suggestion of spilled beer is the true horror here.

You wouldn't be pleading for my refrain of justifiably reporting you  if it weren't so.

Damn you .. DAMN YOU !!!

/me drops his hands and arms next to his torso and lowers his head to his chest with a deep sigh.

The silence of the beer ... :(

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Keli Kyrie wrote:

If you wanted a smiley beer you just had to ask. I know how to make them. :smileyvery-happy:

SmileyBeer.jpg

 

Here's looking at you kid!

/me always wanted to do Bogart.

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Void Singer wrote:

and still no bloody eyeroll >_<

There you go: rolleye.gif

It's nice that the forum software keeps your attached images stored in the "uploaded pictures" section. You could upload a set of your own smileys and always have them available.

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oooo wait... I just realized....

I can haz MACRO Smileys........ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

**Only uploaded images may be used in postings**

what?!?! bastardssssssssssssssssss............................. angry

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Cole Sear: I see animated smileys. 
Malcolm Crowe: In your dreams? 
[Cole shakes his head no
Malcolm Crowe: While you're awake? 
[Cole nods]
Malcolm Crowe: Animated smileys like, in forums? In websites? 
Cole Sear: Posting like regular people. They don't see each other. They only  see what they want to see. They don't know they're animated smileys. 
Malcolm Crowe: How often do you see them? 
Cole Sear: All the time. They're everywhere.

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