Women fawning over Lindens

[DJSputnik 0]

There are few sights on SL as sickening as the reaction from women when a Linden appears in a sim. Every time there is a meeting inworld and a Linden attends, there is always at least one old trout who starts lisping over mic, "Oh thank you...thank you...great job...great new video...oh thank you, Ebbe...wonderful"

LISTEN, YOU STUPID WOMEN: the Lindens will NEVER date you. So be quiet and stop making us want to hurl with your doe-eyed fan worship.

 

[Kenbro Utu 6]

Someone jelly?  :smileytongue:

[Imnotgoing Sideways 46]

I don't worship them.  They worship me. =^-^=

 

[Amethyst Jetaime 1,564]

Sounds like you are jealous they aren't fawning over you.  From the tone of this post , it's no wonder! :smileylol:

First, I doubt ANY women thinks that a Linden will date them, particularly Ebbe lol.  Second. calling women stupid just because you don't like that they are complimenting someone reflects more on you then women.

[Senobia Xenga 10]

Does it work? Where can we find some to fawn over? Are the perks of the relationship any good?

 

Fill me in. I'm up for some fawning.

[Tiffy Vella 15]

So.....any time a female person shows gratitude and admiration for a male person's ability to do his job in SL she is a) stupid and b) only seeking sexual attention? You really need to get that issue of yours seen to.

[madman626 Fall 0]

same thing goes for the men,,, they both kiss up where ever a linden is around .

[Ceka Cianci 4,268]

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DJSputnik wrote:

There are few sights on SL as sickening as the reaction from women when a Linden appears in a sim. Every time there is a meeting inworld and a Linden attends, there is always at least one old trout who starts lisping over mic, "

Oh thank you...thank you...great job...great new video...oh thank you, Ebbe...wonderful

"

LISTEN, YOU STUPID WOMEN: the Lindens will NEVER date you. So be quiet and stop making us want to hurl with your doe-eyed fan worship.

 

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Shhh!

[Syo Emerald 3,471]

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DJSputnik wrote:

There are few sights on SL as sickening as the reaction from women when a Linden appears in a sim. Every time there is a meeting inworld and a Linden attends, there is always at least one old trout who starts lisping over mic, "

Oh thank you...thank you...great job...great new video...oh thank you, Ebbe...wonderful

"

LISTEN, YOU STUPID WOMEN: the Lindens will NEVER date you. So be quiet and stop making us want to hurl with your doe-eyed fan worship.

 

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Who is "us"? You seem to be the only one jealous here, because no woman cares about your. Maybe its because of your personality?

[MBeatrix 85]

You all just gave him what he was looking for. :smileyvery-happy:

[Marybeth Cooperstone 2]

I think Henry Kissinger once said "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac". Must work here.

Marybeth

WORDPRESS

FACEBOOK

 

[arabellajones 0]

Sorry, Mr. Linden, but I already know a guy in Second Life. He's polite and well-behaved in public, and what happens in private is a lot of fun. It helps that our local clocks are compatible.

[Ceka Cianci 4,268]

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MBeatrix wrote:

You all just gave him what he was looking for. :smileyvery-happy:

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This is good news :smileyhappy:

Can only hope more azzholes in the world turn to the joy of getting kicked in the balls..

It's the least we could do for them:smileywink:

[MBeatrix 85]

This is good news

Dunno... Attention is all a troll wants and needs, even if it it's a kick. :smileywink:

[mikka Luik 191]

Seems a fair exchange...

[Ceka Cianci 4,268]

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MBeatrix wrote:

This is good news

Dunno... Attention is all a troll wants and needs, even if it it's a kick. :smileywink:

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My father always told me.

Any deal where both parties walk away smiling,is a good deal:matte-motes-evil::smileyhappy:

 

[Deej Kasshiki 26]

I saw a Linden at a shop once quite a while ago. He vanished so quickly there was no time to fawn.

[Tamara Artis 250]

Few days ago I went to check the new Cornfield, you know that one where you shoot griefers and pick up coins, and well I saw a Linden there!, for the first time in my life!!!

Man I got soo excited that I accidentally ran over him few times when I was running away from those monsters (it really wasn't my fault, he had a tiny avi). I said sorry and I really really hope it didn't ruin my chances

[Racheal Rexen 0]

I thought this thread was going to be about money

[Marigold Devin 1,346]

Misread title as fauna-ing :matte-motes-big-grin-wink:

Passing you a sick bucket right now.

:matte-motes-evil-invert:

 

[Kascha Matova 0]

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DJSputnik wrote:

There are few sights on SL as sickening as the reaction from women when a Linden appears in a sim. Every time there is a meeting inworld and a Linden attends, there is always at least one old trout who starts lisping over mic, "

Oh thank you...thank you...great job...great new video...oh thank you, Ebbe...wonderful

"

LISTEN, YOU STUPID WOMEN: the Lindens will NEVER date you. So be quiet and stop making us want to hurl with your doe-eyed fan worship.

 

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LOL! Wait, you are talking about Lindens? OMFG AHHHHH I LOVE WHEN SOMEONE DOES THAT!!!!!  :matte-motes-inlove:

[JamieThunder 4]

"one old trout"  :smileyvery-happy:

[Medhue Simoni 515]

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Racheal Rexen wrote:

I thought this thread was going to be about money

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I was thinking the same thing. lol

 

Really tho, seeing a Linden is a little like spotting BigFoot. No wonder they don't come around more. Bigfoot understands how crazy people are. It's a good thing we all have cameras with us now. lol

My experience is a little different, cause I rarely leave my sim. I have gone to many user group meeting over the years, and even pissed on 1 during a meeting. I was a werewolf and he was a tree. Beyond the meetings tho, I have only seen a Linden inworld about 4 times in 7 years. As a merchant, I have too many sales to check each 1, but I only know of a dozen or so Lindens that have purchases something from me.

[Ray Lonergan 1]

When my friend had her live music venue a Linden would pop in every once in awhile to hear a singer, I don't remember any fawning, unless it was in IM, they were ignored pretty much, only thing that happened was my friend sending me an IM hoping there wasn't a problem going on. Unless things have changed, I do remember if you talked to them and asked they would give a Linden bear I believe, I never saw anything like virtual panties being thrown at them when they appeared or anything.

[Dillon Levenque 1,691]

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Ray Lonergan wrote:

 I never saw anything like virtual panties being thrown at them when they appeared or anything.

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I've heard that happens sometimes, but only if the Linden goes up onstage, takes the microphone, and in a deep voice says, "Hello. I'm Johnny Linden."