KhloeAshford Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 In need right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qie Niangao Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Sperm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conifer Dada Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 You can have some plywood cubes, which are 0.5m x 0.5m x o.5m. I can give you as many as you want if they're of any use to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenMichelle Lane Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 If you require a surrogate womb, I have a sister that is totally available for this service. IM me in Blue Mars for confidential details and her rates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenMichelle Lane Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Oh, I got this email a few days ago. I'm passing it on to you so you can benifit from the millions ofered: Attention: Good day, please accept my apology for sending you this sensitive information without per-informing you. This is due to the urgency of the information. I am Mr. Douglas Adams a business consultant to a prominent Saudi Arabian from the Royal Family. My client is seeking for a confidential and credible foreigner, company or person with whom he can jointly invest with. My client has Seventy Five Million United States Dollars (US$75,000,000.00) with a reliable Finance House in abroad. Due to his public nature hence I have been given the mandate to source for a credible person. This is the proposal in summary: [1] He wants these funds to be received and invested by a reliable person / company whom he can front without publicly disclosing his identity due to his public status. [2] You will be entitled to 10% of the funds, which shall cover any initial expenses you may incur during the transfer process while you shall assist to invest the remaining 90% In summery all that is required is your willingness to receive and invest 90% of the fund under profitable business or investment, which shall be decide later. On your acceptance of this proposal, I shall furnish you with full details of the transaction and the entire deposit documents shall also be made available to you. Kindly indicate your willingness to receive the fund by return mail to my private email address dougasadams@gmail.com with your full name, contact address and direct telephone numbers to enable us proceed. I shall then forward a copy of my Identification for your verification. Please remember to maintain absolute confidentiality of this transaction to avoid unnecessary exposure of the public figure involved. I wait for the above requested information by email and my direct phone is +1 (424) 555-1390 Best regards Mr. Douglas Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syo Emerald Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Qie Niangao wrote: Sperm? Her profile says she looks for a Sugar Daddy, so you aren't that far away from it :catlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Deakins Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Now I know that's a fake, Karen. I know because Douglas Adams wrote Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, and was not a business consultant. You should have know that, girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madelaine McMasters Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I've a gall bladder you're welcome to have. It's mounted on a necklace. I'd tell you where I got it, but who doesn't like a little mystery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I'm in possession of Maddy's testicles. I'm not sure about donating them, but we might be able to work out a deal for services. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheriColette Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I can give you a pint of blood. I was going to let the Red Cross have it...but you seem more needy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Deakins Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 You've all got it wrong. He's looking for donators - not donations. People, not stuff. I wonder what he wants people for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coby Foden Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Organs? Well, the OP might not be aware that we are totally empty inside. Except for the avatar brain which is inside our skull. :smileytongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheriColette Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 :matte-motes-nerdy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perrie Juran Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Coby Foden wrote: Organs? Well, the OP might not be aware that we are totally empty inside. Except for the avatar brain which is inside our skull. :smileytongue: Then what makes the women's boobies jiggle? There has to be something in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamela Galli Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Phil Deakins wrote: You've all got it wrong. He's looking for donators - not donations. People, not stuff. I wonder what he wants people for. Donators = Cross between donors and terminators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Deakins Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Perrie Juran wrote: Coby Foden wrote: Organs? Well, the OP might not be aware that we are totally empty inside. Except for the avatar brain which is inside our skull. :smileytongue: Then what makes the women's boobies jiggle? There has to be something in there. Their money. They hide it in their jigglies to stop us getting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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