HEY I THINK I FOUND WHY SL LAGS SO MUCH - and solutions!!

[MizzKittenzz]

True true lol 

[MizzFuzzyMoran]

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MizzKittenzz wrote:

May I add, I get the feeling it's not even a "her", if it were then "she'd" know you cannot be 46wks pregnant whilst being due in a month... lol

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waht are you sum kinda online math teacher

anyway its sexist to believe that men are too stupid to no how long pregnancy lasts

i was calculating it in working weeks

[gunmaker]

it takesa dumass to not be able to go" 4-6 weeks duh" after staring at that comment for 2 seconds

 

[gunmaker]

(i think it does that)

oh btw secondlife will exist far into the future.

>>>>got this from a rtf file by opening it with notepad.exe no i will not tell you which one cause its something (most apparently) meant for me

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LINE ZERO RING MODULE ZERO ISATAP DIRECTOR 0
SECONDLIFE ADDONS [QUANTUM TEXT] SECOND LIFE SECOND LIFE METAVERSE MAINGRID

^^indicates from the future plugin style
YEAR 2276(ADJUSTED TO REFACTOR TIME HOLES DUE TO DECRYPTION

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DECRYPT::*/::

 

p.s. undo all the :robotmad::robotmad::robotmad: you did to the physics engine lindens its hard to test quantum mechanics :manfrustrated:

[gunmaker]

the french did it before me sadly.

http://history.nih.gov/exhibits/genetics/sect4.htm

unfortunatelty (though i am american) americans are way to **bleep**ing stupid
>>>http://www.nytimes.com/2003/01/15/us/fda-halts-27-gene-therapy-trials-after-illness.html

^he already HAD cancer **bleep**ING RETARDS the trials are to CURE it. :robotmad: pot headed multi drug using :robotmad:sons of :robotmad:.

[gunmaker]

or maybe i applied to be a coder and i could fix that :robotmad: IN AN INSTANT. but some manager feered for their job safety and refused to hire me.

[gunmaker]

:robotvery-happy: nope i just know the coders for secondlife are having problems with that wet paper towel again and i felt the need.

 

[Griffin Ceawlin]

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gunmaker wrote:

^he already HAD cancer **bleep**ING RETARDS the trials are to CURE it. :robotmad: pot headed multi drug using :robotmad:sons of :robotmad:.

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Nine of 11 young boys treated for a fatal immune deficiency widely known as bubble-boy disease were able to leave the hospital and take up nearly normal lives. But now two of them have developed the condition resembling leukemia.

Hmmm. Sounds like the treatment may cause cancer.

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unfortunatelty (though i am american) americans are way to **bleep**ing stupid

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Some of 'em, anyway...

 

 

[Marianne McCann]

This thread delivers

[gunmaker]

thanks :mantongue:

[Alucard1875]

Well damn if it was that easy they would have it fixed by now. Dude you just pissed off the whole programming staff at SL because game makers just like my internet service provider do not :no.1 being told that there game runs like crap. and 2 being told by someone else how to fix it. They much rather direct the problem back at you and try to say its your system that has the problem because thiers is so perfect it just cant be on thier end.

[Barry Lubezki]

Great. Too bad that Linden Labs does not read these posts, or anything that SL residents come up with. So don't get your hope up too high.

[Qie Niangao]

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Barry Lubezki wrote:

Great. Too bad that Linden Labs does not read these posts, or anything that SL residents come up with. So don't get your hope up too high.

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In this thread you wonder why Lindens don't read the forums?

[gunmaker]

"9 boys selected with SYMPTOMS OF LEUKEMIA OR EARLY ONSET"

 

dumass.dumass2_0

[gunmaker]

if been telling people GRIDEWIDE to FIRE the coding staff and hire me, simply looking at the code they have already written will keep me going for weeks , jsut weeks

[gunmaker]

perhaps you could direct me to a place they stare at more often? please?

[Perrie Juran]

[Qie Niangao]

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gunmaker wrote:

perhaps you could direct me to a place they stare at more often? please?

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Send email from your personal account to soft @ lindenlab.com and include the following keywords:

• Wilma
• Steak Knife
• Amherst
• zipgun
• bird dog
• peapod
• Wipeout
• MK-ULTRA

[gunmaker]

thanks all be sure to avoid the blacklisted keywords.

lol

[Mister Acacia]

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gunmaker wrote:

so after spending about 3 minutes with the consoles::

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So you spent a total of three minutes looking at three consoles, none of which actually tell you what data comes from the servers and what comes from the cache. Smart move. In your jira you mentioned that LL should have hired you when you submitted your "lucrative" resume, but it seems that this post doesn't demonstrate any programming skills. Maybe next time check the code and understand what data is coming from the servers and why.

[gunmaker]

yeah so. i can deduce things without reading code, and by staring at code i must not have been reading it. your math went where now?

[Oz Linden]

That was an awful lot to digest all at once.

We have an active open source program; you're welcome to conduct some experiments to demonstrate problems and help develop solutions. I look forward to your contributions, but please give them to us in smaller bites so that we can keep up.

 

[gunmaker]

ok. previous staff seemed more likely to incinerate your account and cash out your ashes. so i was waiting fora comment such as your to continue )

 

ps i had an account gunmaker.lupindo  with 9000 lindens on it that got deleted without warning -- and when i went to the help and support phone they told me i was shouting when i was actually talking almost too quiet.

 

any chance we could recover items or currency on my past gunmaker accounts thereof? p.s. there were LINDENS selling my inventory at a sim behind "balance" rez area in a parking lot. was not amused.

[Jerilynn Lemon]

Interesting read, to say the least.

My question is, can you name a song in just three notes?

[gunmaker]

probably.