Shop for rent

[shmulikhazin]

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Kinetix/237/22/21
Free store design
give shop for rent with free labor Make Up Store Name
4000 Linden weekly fee,

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[Arcy Halfpint]

dude what the hell is that

 

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Shop for rent

[Janelle Darkstone]

Only the most awesome shop for rent in the history of shops for rent.

(We all started somewhere.)

[shmulikhazin]

You can design it

[Madelaine McMasters]

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Janelle Darkstone wrote:

(We all started somewhere.)

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And you're off to a great one...

 

 

[shmulikhazin]

I sit

[Janelle Darkstone]

Yes.  Of course.  I plan to open a massage shop in SL where I'll roleplay giving massages.  I'll click the emoter thingy and my clients can fondle themselves accordingly.  The little white towel over the butt is optional, of course.

[Madelaine McMasters]

Although I applaud your decision to enter the massage therapy market, I do wonder if you've addressed the risk of employing zombie assistants (as you are wont to do) in a business advertising "fast hands".

[Janelle Darkstone]

I'll adjust my business model.  I'll have the client go into the room, undress and put on the little towel, then I'll open another door and let loose the zombie masseuses, and they go in and crowd the guy on the table for an hour or two.  I'll work the register.

The sign outside will say 'Fondled by Zombies Massage Therapy' or something.

[Madelaine McMasters]

Now that's what I like, a businesswoman who thinks on her feet, or on the detached feet of her zombie minions. Do sweep them up at the end of the day, negligence lawsuits are even messier than a floor full of zombie bits.