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Hello everyone my name is Kapacorn Community Integration Specialist and I would like to introduce *DRUM ROLL*

 

THE NEVER ENDING STORY

Everyone is invited to join and add something to the story and lets see where it goes.

RULES

1. Off topic posts and posts containing ''The End' should be skips and given no attention
2. Please only continue from the previous post and not the original post ( this one)
3. Try to make it as funny and clever as possible
4. Keep it simple and short
5. Keep it friendly
6. No insults or bullying
7. Be silly!
8. Please avoid questions like what is "Community Integration Specialist"? which we all know someone is going to ask :P

THE START.

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Once upon a time in the land of Second Life a full region named Balanvi suddenly crashed. All tenants were logged off automatically except for two, Tom and Kim.  Dumbfounded they teleported to the ground floor to find a strange prim that read ''Your Wish is my command''.  Of course Tom was a bit hungry so he immediately ordered a cheeseburger which appears from thin air.  Kim on the other end had something much more interesting to ask ''Let me dream with my eyes open'' and poof she was teleported to a parallel universe that no one in Second Life ever knew about. 

To be Continued..

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After a pause that revealed Tom as a Jack Benny fan, Kim brought the full force of her red-haired fury to bear on the spork, breaking it off at the handle. Tom spun around on his heel, grabbed her about the waist, kicked her peg leg out from under her and, glaring into her one good eye, whispered...

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"Have you seen my ascot? The striped one, not the blue but the salmonish colored one"  



Still hopping backwards unsteadily on her clubfoot, Kim absently brushes a stray feather from her cheek as she furiously replies " I havent seen yer stinkin berd" 

Edited cause someone else replied first =\ 

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Suddenly the spirit of Philip Linden floated down from the heavens and said to them "You two are part of a pact your landlord made with the devil in a cheap bid to promote his business on the forums.  Your bird is a victim of this plot and you will be too if you stay here."  So saying he floated back up into the heavens to recharge his powers on some coffee he'd been brewing.

Tom and Kim looked at each other in amazement as no one had seen Philip in SL for a eons of time.  Indeed most residents thought he no longer cared at all about the world he created and even started to question his existence.  However Tom and Kim knew a warning when they heard one and quickly gathered up all their prims, and the lobster for dinner that night, and jumped in Kim's pirate ship and set sail to......

 

 

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.......to SpamLand. While sailing blissfully along they opened the envelope Philip had given them and read the piece of paper that slipped out. Suddenly a storm began to blow, huge waves battered their boat, the timbers eventually cracked and gave way allowing water to rush in through the gaps. As their boat sank beneath the sea, they just had time to read the section of the Community Guidelines Philip had kindly highlighted in red....

Spamming, Solicitation and Advertising: Spamming is not allowed. This includes aggressive self-promotion. No advertising or promotion of specific Second Life merchants, Marketplace listings, products, or services, unless the forum area is specifically for the buying or selling of Second Life products or services, for example, a “for sale” or “wanted” forum. Do not reference other websites offering any product or service.

They pondered this as they slowly sank beneath the waves wondering if.....

 

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LepreKhaun wrote:

Suddenly the Nazis appeared in an effort to keep the OP from having to repeatedly reply to their own postings.

edit for you

"Aha! said ... the Forum Nazis Moderators as they appeared in an effort to stop the OP from having to repeatedly reply to their own advertising postings

O.M.G !!! said the FMN as they gaze upon OP is his purple tights and pink tutu ...

 

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not impressed with the style of the OP and looking at him with suspicion, the Forum Nazis armed themselves with TOS and Community Guidelines to the horror of Tom and Kim who saw a storm of clever replys forming in the horizon, trying to sink the powerful yatch that diverted every attack by not directly promoting the place and the group, and...

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...just then a swarm of paratroopers filled the sky. Freefalling toward the yacht, they were all dressed in pink and singing the Barney song. As the paratroopers glided closer to the yacht, the horrified banana and chia pet saw they all had flower leis around their necks. This could only mean one thing. Then as if to confirm their worst nightmares, they saw the pink paratroopers' leader glide into view. "Oh no," they wailed. "It's..."

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"It's the killer Viking headless chickens from outer space! And they're singing Monty Python hits! Our Barney Anthem is no match for 'Spammity spam!"

but then the cross dressing lumberjack confidently reminded them of their lessons about how to defend themselves against a fiend weilding a raspbery.

So they quickly stopped their singing and uttered a silent prayer to the patron saint of pasteurized milk. It would seem that their prayers went unanswered, until far in the horizon, they could hear the sea-lion like belch of the winged hamster of doom.

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