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i: hi im bored

m: yes u are

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i: hi smexy wassup?

m: wanna go shopping for shoes?

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i: hi wanna do it

m: police dept. how may we help u?

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i: hi i wanna marry u

m: no u dont

i: yes i do. i <3 u

m: dont

i: i doooooo sooooo !!!

m: dont

i: ffs

m: see

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i: hi wanna do it

m: no bc i not want hurt ur feelings

i: ?

m: like when i jump off the poseball bc someone more hot TP in

 

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brand newb: wanna do da sex?

me;  Well that is very flattering..   I tell you what,

me; go get some hot skin, hair and nice clothes

me; then come back to see me....

me; WHEN YOU GET A D*MN CLUE

 

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R: Want sex?

Me: Yes, all the time!

R: With me?

Me: No. :)

 

R: Hi, I am new here.

Me: Welcome to Second Life!

R: Want sex?

Me: Sorry, your avi is underage and that is against Linden Lab's TOS.

 

R: Hi, I'm bored.

Me: What kind? I dig maple!

 

R: What do you do here?

Me: Less than real life.

 

R: Are you a real girl?

Me: Why, are you a real dick?

 

And my all-time favorite...

R: Hi

Me: Hello

R: How are you?

Me: Automated.

R: What?

Me: Touch me for menu.

R: Touches Nu...

Me: Offline.

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"CAMSEX ?"

"u gone taste mine by all holes"

This on is kinda sweet in a funny way....    "are you agree to give pleausure to me, showing your breasts..? "

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i: Hi can I have some lindens?

m: Yeah sure its easy, you can buy them with paypal or credit card or do something to earn them.

i: can i please have some because I dont havea credit card?

m: Maybe when your mum gets home she might loan you hers!

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Me - a RL guy using a female alt or avatar for whatever reason:

 

Approached by naked noob-

i. Your so hot do  you want to have sex with me?

m. Sure thing honey, I have to go shave  my face reall life and get ready for church can you wait?

 

 

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stranger: hi

me: hey

(insert a 15 minutes break here)

stranger: how are you?


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If people don't know what to say, why do they even start a conversation?!

Last but not least the best quote ever:

"I have a color tv with a remote control. I love sex. I play table tennis."

 

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