pickup lines work or not? lol

[emmettcullen93]

here are a few pickup lines just for fun.

 

if i recieved a nickel for everytime i saw someone as beautiful as you. id have five cents.

people call me john but you can call me tonight.

 

[Venus Petrov]

/me groans

'Pick up' lines do not work for me.  Humor and intelligent conversation do the trick.

[Dilbert Dilweg]

You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

 

 

 

Cheese anyone?

 

lol

[Myth Valeska]

*groan* I've heard this one........."If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me" lol

[Diasonia Stransky]

All they do is either make me chuckle or click the X on the chat window....But they really won't get my attention for more then a second. So to answer your question - NO, don't work.

[Clarissa Lowell]

The worst one has to be an IM just saying "Hi" and nothing else. 

Waiting...waiting...thinking, yes what did you want?

Silence.

It's only clear it was a pickup attempt based on his being naked with a big prim stuck on front.

[Coby Foden]

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Clarissa Lowell wrote:

It's only clear it was a pickup attempt based on his being naked with a big prim stuck on front.

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In the worst cases the prim isn't only big, it is gigantic! :smileysurprised:

Then they might be wondering to themselves why they were turned down...

*Should I make even bigger prim, or what is it?*

:smileylol:

[Sydrien]

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Coby Foden wrote:

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Clarissa Lowell wrote:

It's only clear it was a pickup attempt based on his being naked with a big prim stuck on front.

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In the worst cases the prim isn't only big, it is

gigantic

! :smileysurprised:

Then they might be wondering to themselves why they were turned down...

*Should I make even bigger prim, or what is it?*

:smileylol:

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Damn, is that why nobody ever says hi back? I thought bigger was better! J/K

In all seriousness, pick up lines are not genuine, and show a lack of respect. Just say hi, and be honest, for example, if I am messaging someone, its because I liked something in their profile, and wanted to chat more, so I would tell them so.

 

~Sydrien

[Eileen Fellstein]

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Coby Foden wrote:

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Clarissa Lowell wrote:

It's only clear it was a pickup attempt based on his being naked with a big prim stuck on front.

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In the worst cases the prim isn't only big, it is

gigantic

! :smileysurprised:

Then they might be wondering to themselves why they were turned down...

*Should I make even bigger prim, or what is it?*

:smileylol:

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HUGE!

 

I prefer a creative, funny pick up line to anything that starts with 'hey baby' or the like, but still yea. a lot of it make me feel like I'm on the panel of the gong show sometimes.

Once when I was new I had this guy ask me if I wanted to go to his place and check out his rug collection. Sounded like the absolute most boring activity someone could offer. Later, I found out what some rugs in SL are capable of, lol.

What comes in the IM is less important than how a person handles themselves in local. When I go out, I go out to be social. not to be dragged off by the 1st person that has an LM to a skybox with lovebed. Ultimately I guess I want someone that wants to share my SL with me, not pull me away from it constantly, and someone that's not an embarrasment to be out in public with (yes, I'm a snob that way)

So if someone ever owned anything like a fart bomb or fake poop or the like, they need not apply. 

 

and loll I just realized that sounded a lot like the aggressive profiles described in another thread around here somewhere. LD

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jejejejejjee (:

[emmettcullen93]

lol i was just being bored lol. funny answers thou honesty is the best remedy i do believe.

[Wynn Wrentling]

/me looks sideways at you with raised eyebrows---takes a drag on my cigarette, and taps the ashes over your shoes.:matte-motes-yawn:

[Ceka Cianci]

they might be a good conversation starter if they are witty enough..that and i hadn't heard them before..

well really it doesn't take much to start a conversation with me..but if you are looking to pick me up witty is  a good start..hehehe

that and depending on my mood of course..

[emmettcullen93]

hehe ok let me try

 

i hear pengiuns have better hearing than human.

is that wit enof? lol

(knows i epicly failed)

[Melita Magic]

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

NOT WORK. 

[Ceka Cianci]

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emmettcullen93 wrote:

hehe ok let me try

 

i hear pengiuns have better hearing than human.

is that wit enof? lol

(knows i epicly failed)

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if you were looking for conversation ya..

lol

[UncommonTruth]

Why yes, that is a mirror in my pocket  :matte-motes-smitten: