I have to say I admire your use of font sizes and colors. very creative, you're obviously very passionate about this topic,
but it kinda makes this post look even MORE ridiculous than it already IS.
First of all, no one is a full time Second Life DJ for a living. Just imagine how awkward it would be introducing that as your profession.
"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a DJ."
"Oh, cool! What kind of clubs do you play? That one?" *points to club across the street*
"Oh, no, I'm only a DJ in this game/3D platform called Second Life."
"Oh... That's uh... Nice."
I hate to break it to you, but the work of an sl DJ is not equivalent to the work of a rl DJ. Rhonda Huntress already aknowledged that real life DJs have far more listeners to entertain, and even more people have brought up the wardrobe and transportation responsibilities that come with being a DJ.
Imagine if we applied this standard of pay to those in Second Life's real estate industry. You may think, "Great! Even the real estate agents of sl will be payed fairly!", While in all reality, land would be for sale for ridiculous prices, and everyone would either be squatters or homeless. The same would goes here, DJs would be demanding 21,654 for 2 hours of work, and clubs would simply use radio stations for their music.
This is the case because Second Life really is just a game.